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Evil Scale! - Bathing Suit - 3 Days Later
Wednesday, April 20, 2011      4 comments

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh &$!*^ scale! I didn't quite lose a pound this week. I'm 200.2 pounds! No. I couldn't just lose 2 more ounces! I think it is an evil scale that holds a grudge against me!!!!!! ... Read more
Easter Eggs
Tuesday, April 19, 2011      7 comments

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How Easter Eggs are made...
Monday, April 18, 2011      6 comments

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Lucky Easter Find ... I think.
Sunday, April 17, 2011      6 comments

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Little Leroy ...
Saturday, April 16, 2011      3 comments

Little Leroy went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His Mother decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well, Leroy, it isn't ... Read more
A new priest ...
Friday, April 15, 2011      5 comments

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass... Read more
Life's Reflections
Thursday, April 14, 2011      6 comments

1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. 2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain. 3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape. 4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilo... Read more
I'm Semi Back/Frustrated/Baptism of a Drunk
Wednesday, April 13, 2011      6 comments

Well, I went to the doctor the other day and got some prescription antihistamines. I don't know what's worse the side effects from the antihistamine or the vertigo itself. I am feeling a little better so I'm on the right track. I figure a few... Read more
Monday, April 11, 2011      8 comments

Sorry folks. I won't be able to blog much. Apparently, I have some sort of virus in both inner ears which has rendered me extremely dizzy and nauseous. Rest assured I should be back to par soon.... Read more
Sunday, April 10, 2011      4 comments

This is a groaner... Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. ... Read more
I bought a new bathing suit.
Saturday, April 09, 2011      11 comments

Today is a serious blog entry. I weighed myself today, which is halfway through my weight loss week, and discovered that I am 1 pound 4 ounces away from hitting the 200 mark. That was one of my major goals. I said to myself that when I reach ... Read more
A first grade teacher ...
Friday, April 08, 2011      9 comments

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I t... Read more
Stock Show
Thursday, April 07, 2011      5 comments

A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times... Read more
St. Peter stood at the...
Wednesday, April 06, 2011      4 comments

St. Peter stood at the Pearly Gates, waiting for the incoming. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. 'Jesus, would you mind the gate while I go do an errand?' 'Sure,' replied Jesus. 'What do I have to do?' 'Just find out about the pe... Read more
Cat Food Diet
Tuesday, April 05, 2011      10 comments

This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game or two with the ladies, she goes home to fix her husband dinner when he gets home from work. ... Read more

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