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Dieting/Weight Loss Cartoons
Saturday, May 07, 2011      7 comments

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Newspaper Corrections
Friday, May 06, 2011      10 comments

Here are some actual newspaper corrections that I found quite amusing... ... Read more
Nothing Much
Thursday, May 05, 2011      7 comments

I went out for my daily walk yesterday and didn't stop to think that I would need sunscreen. It was pretty cold and overcast yesterday and I had to wear a jacket. Needless to say, I woke up this morning and my face was sunburned! I guess I ha... Read more
British Animal Voiceovers
Wednesday, May 04, 2011      7 comments

I watched this today and killed myself laughing. Check it out. This is a continuation: ... Read more
Broke Blonde
Tuesday, May 03, 2011      7 comments

One day a blond was broke and didn't know what to do. So she decided to kidnap a child. She went over to the playground and saw plenty of little kids running around. She picked out this one little boy and went over and grabbed him. She told the ... Read more
Forks Over Knives (Documentary)/Caught Speeding
Monday, May 02, 2011      10 comments

Before I post my joke for today, I'd like to take a moment to let everyone know about a new feature film that is going to be released in movie theaters May 6th. It is called Forks Over Knives and I'm going to leave a link to the official websit... Read more
I had a good day yesterday...
Sunday, May 01, 2011      5 comments

I went out to Walmart yesterday to buy a pair of shorts. The ones I wore last year I had to give away because they were too big. I couldn't believe it. I went to the plus size section and tried on an 18W and it was way too big! Then I tried ... Read more
What's your sign? How many of you does it take to change a lightbulb?
Saturday, April 30, 2011      5 comments

Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it? Taurus: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away. Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep arguing about who is ... Read more
Mastercard Wedding
Thursday, April 28, 2011      9 comments

With the Royal Wedding approaching, I thought I would share some wedding stories/jokes. Talk about the ultimate revenge - read this. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local new... Read more
Interesting Facts About the Upcoming Royal Wedding
Tuesday, April 26, 2011      9 comments

1. The wife of the British king automatically becomes the queen. That means Kate [Catherine] Middleton will one day become England's sixth Queen Catherine. 2. Other British Queen Catherine's being: Catherine of Valois, Catherine of Arago... Read more
Kate Middleton and Marriage Guidance
Monday, April 25, 2011      3 comments

Prior to finding William, Kate, young single lady, visits the local dating agency and explains, 'I'm looking for a husband. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?' The dating receptionist needs to find out some details so she ask... Read more
The Night Before Easter/How to Make a Bunny Lay Easter Eggs
Sunday, April 24, 2011      4 comments

'Twas the night before Easter. All was calm and laid back. Fred, the mouse in the kitchen, snarfed down a late snack. The eggs were all dyed but still drippy and sticky... To be honest, they looked just a little bit icky. There were ... Read more
How to Make a Chocolate Bunny
Saturday, April 23, 2011      6 comments

I found this the other day. Enjoy.
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Good Friday
Friday, April 22, 2011      5 comments

One Good Friday a priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. “Come with me,” said St. Peter to the tax... Read more
Update! I did it! (Serious Blog)
Thursday, April 21, 2011      17 comments

Okay, I got on the scale again today because, about an hour after I weighed myself and posted my blog yesterday, I had a big #2. (Too much information, I know.) Everyone told me I was full of cr@p, but I didn't think that literally! Ha! Ha!... Read more

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