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Blond at the Bus Stop
Tuesday, May 24, 2011      10 comments

One day, at a bus stop there was a dumb blond girl who was wearing a skin tight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn’t get her foot high enough to reach to step. ... Read more
A Blond's Licence Plate
Monday, May 23, 2011      4 comments

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto ...
Sunday, May 22, 2011      5 comments

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white... Read more
A Loan for Kermit
Saturday, May 21, 2011      6 comments

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The fr... Read more
Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
Friday, May 20, 2011      5 comments

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword get shot by tho... Read more
Jigsaw Puzzle
Thursday, May 19, 2011      5 comments

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.....I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started". Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde ... Read more
Wednesday, May 18, 2011      10 comments

I did it! I did it! I finally hit the 50 lb mark. Last week, I was 2 oz short. That's all I lost this week - I hate menopause, but I did it! That makes now an overall weight loss of 63 lbs: 13 lbs prior to Sparkpeople and 50 with Sparkpeopl... Read more
A man is ...
Tuesday, May 17, 2011      7 comments

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock fo... Read more
A Russian and Czechoslovakian Scientist ...
Monday, May 16, 2011      7 comments

A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their lives studying the grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study the bears. Finally their request was granted,... Read more
Tickle Me Elmo
Sunday, May 15, 2011      3 comments

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo f... Read more
International Migratory Bird Day/ A Trip to the Beach
Saturday, May 14, 2011      4 comments

Okay, I am a backyard bird observer. I feed them etc. Anyway, I wanted everyone to know that today is International Migratory Bird Day. I will leave a link for all those interested. ************... Read more
Top 10 Things to do at the Mall
Thursday, May 12, 2011      8 comments

10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!" 9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed. 8. Ask a saleswoman whether a parti... Read more
2 oz Away!/Blond Gets Pulled Over
Wednesday, May 11, 2011      6 comments

I don't believe it. Today is my weigh in day and I am 2 oz away from losing 50 pounds with Sparkpeople. 2 oz! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! I have now lost a combined total of 62.8 pounds: 49.8 pounds with Sparkpeople and 13 pounds on my own prior to Sparkp... Read more
Stress Reduction Kit
Tuesday, May 10, 2011      7 comments

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Blond Jokes
Monday, May 09, 2011      7 comments

The two blonds have met and one of them says, "Yesterday, during the blackout I got stuck in a lift for three hours!" "It's nothing. I was standing on an escalator for three hours!", says other blond. During a recent password audit, i... Read more

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