Blond at the Bus Stop
Tuesday, May 24, 2011 10 comments
One day, at a bus stop there was a dumb blond girl who was wearing a skin tight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn’t get her foot high enough to reach to step. ... Read more
A Loan for Kermit
Saturday, May 21, 2011 6 comments
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The fr... Read more
Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
Friday, May 20, 2011 5 comments
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword get shot by tho... Read more
I LOST 50 LBS WITH SPARKPEOPLE!
Wednesday, May 18, 2011 10 comments
I did it! I did it! I finally hit the 50 lb mark. Last week, I was 2 oz short. That's all I lost this week - I hate menopause, but I did it! That makes now an overall weight loss of 63 lbs: 13 lbs prior to Sparkpeople and 50 with Sparkpeopl... Read more
A man is ...
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 7 comments
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock fo... Read more
A Russian and Czechoslovakian Scientist ...
Monday, May 16, 2011 7 comments
A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their lives studying the grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study the bears. Finally their request was granted,... Read more
International Migratory Bird Day/ A Trip to the Beach
Saturday, May 14, 2011 4 comments
2 oz Away!/Blond Gets Pulled Over
Wednesday, May 11, 2011 6 comments
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