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If A Dog Were Your Teacher
Sunday, April 08, 2012      10 comments

If A Dog Were Your Teacher If a dog were your teacher These are some of the lessons you might learn... When loved ones come home, always run to greet them Ne... Read more
Kindness
Saturday, April 07, 2012      6 comments

Kindness One day a woman was walking down the street when she spied a beggar sitting on the corner. The man was elderly, unshaven, and ragged. As he sat there, pedest... Read more
Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts My Resignation
Saturday, April 07, 2012      125 comments

My Resignation I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an eight-year-old again. I wa... Read more
In Case You Need Help Around the House
Thursday, April 05, 2012      6 comments

WARNING! For adult external use only. Avoid spraying in face or eyes. Bath & Body Works Linen Spray Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages. Liquid Plummer Do not spray in eyes. Windex Safe to use around ... Read more
"Well Duh" of the Food World
Wednesday, April 04, 2012      11 comments

After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle: CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT. Hungry Jack Lite Syrup CAREFUL, IT’S HOT! Michelina’s Yu Sing You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. Fritos ... Read more
Electronic Warnings
Tuesday, April 03, 2012      4 comments

Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue Various Computers This camera will only work when film is inside. Unknown European Camera The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book: To place or answer a call, lift the... Read more
Be Careful What You Drink!
Monday, April 02, 2012      9 comments

Waring labes found on beverages include: Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems. Miller Lite Warning – Contents may be hot. McDonald’s Coffee ... Read more
Have Your Clothes Warned You...
Sunday, April 01, 2012      5 comments

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. Child-Sized Superman Costume Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly. Unknown Batman Costume This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained tech... Read more
The Good Humor "Woman"
Saturday, March 31, 2012      6 comments

Remember that just as you have different tastes in food and clothing, you have tastes in humor. Know what kind of humor appeals to you, and look for it in films, videos, cartoons, books, and magazines. Also, seek out people who make you laugh.... Read more
Beware! Appliance Warnings
Friday, March 30, 2012      7 comments

Heed these warnings found on appliances: Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows. Unknown Air Conditioner Warning: Do not use while sleeping. Unknown Blow Dryer Keep away from water White-Westinghouse 1600 ... Read more
Rain Washed
Thursday, March 29, 2012      4 comments

Rain Washed by Author Unknown A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced imag... Read more
Serenity
Wednesday, March 28, 2012      4 comments

Serenity by James Allen Calmness of mind is one of the beautiful jewels of wisdom. It is the result of long and patient effort in self-control. Its presence is an ... Read more
Do These Types of People Give You the Heebie Jeebies?
Tuesday, March 27, 2012      7 comments

Phobia: an exaggerated usually inexplicable and illogical fear of a particular object, class of objects, or situation Remember, all are actual submissions, though most are not psychologically-recognized...y
et (as far as I know). ... Read more
Ever Been Afraid to Eat?
Monday, March 26, 2012      8 comments

Again...these fears were submitted by people who have food phobias. Fear of 1000 Island Salad Dressing -- Guess this means no Big Macs, either. Fear of Bananas Fear of Beans -- One submitter is only fearful of 'solitary' beans. ... Read more
Are You "AUTO" matically Afraid?
Sunday, March 25, 2012      5 comments

These are all fears people actually submitted. Fear of Accidentally Driving on Incomplete Overpasses -- Yep. That would be bad. Fear of Being Pushed onto the Rail of an Oncoming Train Fear of Boats out of the Water Fear of ... Read more

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