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Duck Hunting
Friday, April 27, 2012      6 comments

He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and of course all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake with their guns, a dog, and of course the new vehicle. They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now, they want to make so... Read more
Nasty Bug
Thursday, April 26, 2012      5 comments

Every night, Harold would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing t... Read more
The Bar Story
Wednesday, April 25, 2012      1 comments

This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a wi... Read more
First Job
Tuesday, April 24, 2012      4 comments

"A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going ... Read more
Weight Loss Plan
Monday, April 23, 2012      13 comments

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes an... Read more
The Service
Sunday, April 22, 2012      6 comments

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year-old had... Read more
ATM
Sunday, April 22, 2012      8 comments

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the pro... Read more
Cinderella Would Be Shocked
Friday, April 20, 2012      9 comments

Sure, there are some pretty stupid criminals out there. Yet this excerpt from a Washington Post article proves that not all criminals are dumb – in fact, some are so clever that the Post labeled this article, "The Best Comeback Line Ever" I... Read more
The Most Embarrassing Moments Ever!
Thursday, April 19, 2012      6 comments

Let’s face it – we’ve all had our share of embarrassing moments. Just be thankful that none of them were as humiliating (and hilarious!) as these: "A mother was taking a shower when her2 year old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himse... Read more
The World’s Funniest Real Ads
Wednesday, April 18, 2012      6 comments

Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world: Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate. FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.... Read more
The Accident: Trying To Do The Job Alone
Tuesday, April 17, 2012      7 comments

Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting form, I put "trying to do the job alone" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain m... Read more
To a Child, Love is Spelled T-i-m-e
Monday, April 16, 2012      5 comments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=
VCNydoQ97VA&feature=colike This takes less than 5 minutes to watch, but it is definitely worth the time.... Read more
Dance Like No One's Watching
Sunday, April 15, 2012      6 comments

Dance Like No One's Watching We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we're frustrated that the kids aren'... Read more
My First Zumba With Real People!
Sunday, April 15, 2012      11 comments

Yipee! I finally got to take a Zumba class live! I have been using the wii and dvd versions of Zumba, but yesterday I received an invitation to attend a class for free. It was fantastic! I wasn't quite sure I would fit in with my age and siz... Read more
My Kind of Spring Planting ;)
Friday, April 13, 2012      3 comments

TIME TO PLANT YOUR GARDEN How To Plant Your Garden First, you come to the garden alone,while the dew is still on the roses. ... Read more

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