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Catch a Rabbit
Sunday, May 06, 2012      4 comments

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. ... Read more
Just follow the Tracks
Saturday, May 05, 2012      2 comments

3 men are stranded in the middle of the Canadian Forest and they don't know where they are at. They decide that they have to find some food. So the first man leaves and tells the other 2 that he is going to get some food. Several Hours lat... Read more
What Happened in Detroit
Friday, May 04, 2012      4 comments

A tough looking biker had been in the biker bar for quite some time when he finally decided it was time, once again to hit the road. He stepped through the front door of the bar and instantly realized that his bike had vanished from the spot he ... Read more
Too Many Fires
Thursday, May 03, 2012      2 comments

A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief. "How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?" asked the fire chief. "Break out a fire hose and start spraying it, chief." answered the new fir... Read more
Doing Business with the darn Stock Broker
Wednesday, May 02, 2012      2 comments

A man goes up to a stock broker says, "I want to open a so-and-so trading account!" Blanching, the lady replies, "Excuse me, sir, what did you just say?" "Listen you, dag-nab it, I said I want to open a trading account this instant!"... Read more
Facts About Old Men and Women
Tuesday, May 01, 2012      5 comments

Q: Where can guys over 65 find youthful, pretty women who are interested in dating them? A: Look in the library-------under Romantic Fiction. Q: How can a guy cope during his wife's menopause? A: By staying busy. If you're mech... Read more
Cup Holder
Monday, April 30, 2012      7 comments

Tech Rep: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?" Tech Rep: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?" Caller: "Yes... Read more
I Know This Laywer
Sunday, April 29, 2012      8 comments

A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial-a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you s... Read more
Best Known Man In the World
Saturday, April 28, 2012      3 comments

Well Sulio's boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. "Tom Selleck! I bet you don't know Tom Selleck!" Sulio says "Tom Selleck! Tom and I were in boy scouts together when we were kids!" but Sulio's boss says "No you weren't!" then... Read more
Duck Hunting
Friday, April 27, 2012      6 comments

He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and of course all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake with their guns, a dog, and of course the new vehicle. They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now, they want to make so... Read more
Nasty Bug
Thursday, April 26, 2012      5 comments

Every night, Harold would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing t... Read more
The Bar Story
Wednesday, April 25, 2012      1 comments

This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a wi... Read more
First Job
Tuesday, April 24, 2012      4 comments

"A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going ... Read more
Weight Loss Plan
Monday, April 23, 2012      13 comments

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes an... Read more
The Service
Sunday, April 22, 2012      6 comments

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year-old had... Read more

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