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Radio Conversation
Saturday, May 12, 2012      5 comments

This is supposed to be the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10... Read more
Alligators in the Pool
Friday, May 11, 2012      2 comments

A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators. The... Read more
The Best Story of the Year
Thursday, May 10, 2012      8 comments

The best story of the year doesn't give the proper praise and credit for this painful but understandable story as told by a loving wife........ Ted's scrotum The Best Story of the Year: The pastor asked if anyone in the congrega... Read more
Smart Student
Wednesday, May 09, 2012      4 comments

The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. ... Read more
Recovering Thinker
Tuesday, May 08, 2012      6 comments

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I began to think alone - "to relax," I told myself - bu... Read more
The Medical Problem
Monday, May 07, 2012      3 comments

An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I did it no less than twenty times. What c... Read more
Catch a Rabbit
Sunday, May 06, 2012      4 comments

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. ... Read more
Just follow the Tracks
Saturday, May 05, 2012      2 comments

3 men are stranded in the middle of the Canadian Forest and they don't know where they are at. They decide that they have to find some food. So the first man leaves and tells the other 2 that he is going to get some food. Several Hours lat... Read more
What Happened in Detroit
Friday, May 04, 2012      4 comments

A tough looking biker had been in the biker bar for quite some time when he finally decided it was time, once again to hit the road. He stepped through the front door of the bar and instantly realized that his bike had vanished from the spot he ... Read more
Too Many Fires
Thursday, May 03, 2012      2 comments

A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief. "How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?" asked the fire chief. "Break out a fire hose and start spraying it, chief." answered the new fir... Read more
Doing Business with the darn Stock Broker
Wednesday, May 02, 2012      2 comments

A man goes up to a stock broker says, "I want to open a so-and-so trading account!" Blanching, the lady replies, "Excuse me, sir, what did you just say?" "Listen you, dag-nab it, I said I want to open a trading account this instant!"... Read more
Facts About Old Men and Women
Tuesday, May 01, 2012      5 comments

Q: Where can guys over 65 find youthful, pretty women who are interested in dating them? A: Look in the library-------under Romantic Fiction. Q: How can a guy cope during his wife's menopause? A: By staying busy. If you're mech... Read more
Cup Holder
Monday, April 30, 2012      7 comments

Tech Rep: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?" Tech Rep: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?" Caller: "Yes... Read more
I Know This Laywer
Sunday, April 29, 2012      8 comments

A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial-a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you s... Read more
Best Known Man In the World
Saturday, April 28, 2012      3 comments

Well Sulio's boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. "Tom Selleck! I bet you don't know Tom Selleck!" Sulio says "Tom Selleck! Tom and I were in boy scouts together when we were kids!" but Sulio's boss says "No you weren't!" then... Read more

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