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Powerful Kid Magic
Thursday, May 31, 2012      3 comments

After watching the movie Aladdin, a five-year-old kid named Eric started using his mother's empty teakettle as a magic lamp pretending he could summon the genie and grant wishes. "Make three wishes, Mom" he told his mother, "and I'll make the ge... Read more
Kids' Logic
Wednesday, May 30, 2012      6 comments

6-year-old Jimmy, a precocious kid, always told everyone he wanted to be a doctor when he grew up. One day as Jimmy was running through his house playing, he ran into the corner of a table and hurt his eye. Being a little kid, Jimmy cried for a ... Read more
The Questions Kids Ask
Tuesday, May 29, 2012      5 comments

A four year old kid named Joe is in the surgery’s waiting room with his mom when he sees a pregnant lady sitting on a bench on the opposite wall. Having nothing better to do, Joe saunters over to her and with wide eyes full of curiosity and asks... Read more
How kids show off
Monday, May 28, 2012      3 comments

Three little Kids were standing around on the school grounds boasting about their dads. The first kid, a little boy said, "My Dad writes a few words on a piece of paper. He calls it a poem, and people give him $100 for it." The second kid,... Read more
Kids Really Do Say The Darnedest Things
Sunday, May 27, 2012      7 comments

There is not a gift more precious than a child’s laughter – but you'll be the one laughing once you read these hilarious and true children's quotes! A little boy was having a very hard time adjusting to his new baby brother in the household... Read more
The Strangest Wal Mart Customer
Saturday, May 26, 2012      17 comments

Dear Mrs. Denner, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Denner are listed b... Read more
ICU
Friday, May 25, 2012      8 comments

I was feeling a little nosey, so I thought I would look in on you and see if you're sitting at your computer and if you're OK. Yup, there you are and you look great!... Read more
Babies have big appetites
Thursday, May 24, 2012      4 comments

Mum comes home with the new born baby from hospital. As she breast feeds the little baby, her 5 year old son Roger joins her and looks at the baby and than at her with big wide eyes. Mum smiles at his curiosity. Hesitantly little Roger ask... Read more
The smart way to catch Burglars
Wednesday, May 23, 2012      7 comments

It was late and Charlie was about to climb into bed when his wife informed him that there was a light on in their garden shed. Charlie started to go outside to turn off the light but noticed some people in the shed who were busy stealing his thi... Read more
The Wild Old Man
Tuesday, May 22, 2012      3 comments

An old man shopping at a department store for a gift for his wife was intent on watching a teenage girl who was going through the sale racks. The teenage girl had a Mohawk dyed in various colors: pink, purple, green, and yellow. The old man kept... Read more
Curiosity gets the Priest
Monday, May 21, 2012      5 comments

A priest, in urgent need to use the bathroom, walks into a local bar. The bar is jumping with loud music and lively conversation, but every few minutes the lights abruptly go off. Every time the lights go off, the bar crowd bursts into loud whoo... Read more
The Business Meeting
Sunday, May 20, 2012      4 comments

A business woman named Cindy was in the airport VIP lounge on her way to Los Angeles. While in the VIP lounge, she noticed Donald Trump sitting on the sofa enjoying a brandy. As luck would have it, Cindy was meeting with a very important client ... Read more
Emptying the Doctor's Waiting Room
Saturday, May 19, 2012      5 comments

A patient goes to the doctor's office where, much to his surprise the doctor asks him, "Would you please help me with a problem I'm having?" Sure, doctor, what can I do for you, says the patient. "Would you scream in the most earspli... Read more
Run
Friday, May 18, 2012      4 comments

I was teaching a very basic class in BASIC programming to a group of adults. Adults who have never been around computers before are very nervous and much harder to teach than children, however I am a patient person so I enjoy their successes. ... Read more
Technical Support
Thursday, May 17, 2012      5 comments

I worked in technical support at Silicon Graphics about a year ago, and I was part of the group that was first in line to handle problem calls. Oh, joy. Being only eighteen at the time, my experience in the field of technical support was somewha... Read more

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