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Devoted love on the special Day
Sunday, June 24, 2012      7 comments

Over breakfast one day, a woman asked her husband, "You don't know what day this is do you?" Feeling that his love for her was being questioned he answered in a huff, "Of course I do! How could you accuse me of forgetting?" With that he ki... Read more
A Woman's wise way of showing love
Friday, June 22, 2012      13 comments

Lenny walks into the bar and finds his friend Jim sitting there, looking very depressed. "Hey, why the long face Jim? What's going on with you," Lenny asks. "Oh, it's all my wife's doing," replies Jim sadly. "She's hired a new person... Read more
My Love You Seem So Familiar
Friday, June 22, 2012      7 comments

An extremely drunk man walks into a bar. He looks around for a while and, after staring at the only woman seated at the bar for some time, stumbles over to her and kisses her full on the lips. Shocked and outraged, she jumps up and slaps him har... Read more
How she knows you love her
Thursday, June 21, 2012      12 comments

A man wakes up with a big hangover the morning after attending his company's annual Summer Party. He can't even remember how he got home from the party let alone how he got so drunk and is deathly afraid of what he may have done or said the nigh... Read more
Puppy Love
Wednesday, June 20, 2012      9 comments

Brad had been dating Elaine for months and had fallen in love with her. After much planning and hand wringing, he finally managed to screw up his courage long enough to declare his love and pop the big question. "Being a bachelor is great,... Read more
How to Find Love
Tuesday, June 19, 2012      7 comments

A very depressed looking customer goes into a bar and declares, "Bartender, please help me. I can't take this anymore." The bartender pours him a stiff drink and asks, "What's bothering you sir?" "Well, bartender, I'm 30 years old an... Read more
How to use the microwave oven... on a cruise ship
Monday, June 18, 2012      7 comments

While on a luxury cruise, the receptionist received a call from a distressed passenger. "I wish to inform you that there is a faulty electrical appliance in my suite. Could you please send someone over to have it repaired immediately?" asked a l... Read more
Faulty Disk Copy
Sunday, June 17, 2012      6 comments

"Hello? Is this the technical support hotline?" "Yes, this is Carl speaking. How may I help you today?" "I think my diskettes are faulty. I keep getting the error message bad or invalid disk operation" "I can help you, but I wi... Read more
Scientists find sugar to be a bio-warfare agent
Saturday, June 16, 2012      5 comments

Thursday, 10 May 2012 Sugar is not just toxic, as some have recently postulated; but Dr. Guerivarewus, who works in a secret lab, has proven that it is a bio-warfare agent designed to kill all animal life on Earth. As Dr. Guerivarewus... Read more
Men and Women are different
Thursday, June 14, 2012      5 comments

When our daughter was five years old we were living in an apartment with only one bathroom. One day as I was finishing my bath she had to go potty - now! As I was toweling off she sat on the potty and I could tellthat she was trying to fig... Read more
Funny True Headlines
Wednesday, June 13, 2012      9 comments

- Crack found in Man's buttocks - One handed man applauds the kindness of strangers - Chick accuses some of her male colleagues of sexism - Poison Control Centre reminds everyone not to take poison - Great Tits cope well ... Read more
Clever business at a young age
Tuesday, June 12, 2012      4 comments

A policeman had a perfect hiding place to screen speeding drivers. But one day, everyone was under the speed limit, the officer investigated : a 9 year old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand-painted sign which said "SPEED ... Read more
A Courtroom Scene
Tuesday, June 12, 2012      3 comments

Scene: A courtroom where a witness is testifying in a case involving a man biting off the ear of another man during a fight. After supplying testimony which was very bad for the defendant, the witness was being cross examined by the defendant's ... Read more
FBI Agents and Pizza Man
Monday, June 11, 2012      11 comments

True story... FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Francisco that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the group of agents got quite hungry. The ... Read more
For my man...
Sunday, June 10, 2012      3 comments

I'd go to the end of the earth for my man. Of course, I wouldn't have to if he'd just stop and ask for directions!... Read more

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