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A Letter From Home
Thursday, August 02, 2012      11 comments

One student fell into a cycle of classes, studying, working and sleeping. Didn't realize how long he had neglected writing home until he received the following note: "Dear Son, Your mother and I enjoyed your last letter. Of course, we ... Read more
Still alive and kicking...mostly kicking
Monday, July 30, 2012      9 comments

It has been a frustrating summer... More than half of the time our phone has not worked, so we finally just cancelled the service and are just using our cell phones... Our internet service has also been atrocious. We lost service for ... Read more
Questions for a Slightly Twisted Mind
Friday, July 13, 2012      17 comments

You can't read THIS and stay in a bad mood! 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The... Read more
Navajo woman
Thursday, July 12, 2012      10 comments

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would lik... Read more
Welfare Client
Thursday, July 12, 2012      13 comments

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We j... Read more
How smart is your right foot?
Tuesday, July 10, 2012      16 comments

This will keep you busy for a while, trying to outsmart your foot, but you can't. 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the a... Read more
Inspiration For The Unhappy
Monday, July 09, 2012      14 comments

As a little sparrow was breathing what he thought was his last breath, a horse walked out of the barn and covered the little bird with fertilizer. At first the sparrow could think of nothing except that this was a terrible way to die. But as the... Read more
Scottish Student
Sunday, July 08, 2012      14 comments

A student at an English university, by name of Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye, was living in the hall of residence during his first year. After he had been there for a month, his mother came to visit, no doubt carrying reinforcemen... Read more
This dog loves people
Friday, July 06, 2012      10 comments

A normally sweet Great Dane Psil has one quirk: she hates United Parcel Service drivers. While walking Psil one day, around the corner of a house came a UPS man. Struggling to keep hold of Psil, the owner tried to ease the situation sa... Read more
Tennessee Farm Kid now at San Diego Marine Corps Recruit Training.
Friday, July 06, 2012      11 comments

Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because ... Read more
Old man confessing sins
Thursday, July 05, 2012      16 comments

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch... Read more
Find out about the cat
Wednesday, July 04, 2012      4 comments

A chauffeur worked for a woman who took her cat with her on rides. During one trip, the driver droped her at a mall before gasing up. The cat remained in the car, laying down on the top of the limousine's back seat. The service statio... Read more
The Policeman's Ball
Tuesday, July 03, 2012      10 comments

A woman in a hurry to get her daughter to school on time was pulled over for speeding. The mom smiled at her daughter and said "Don't worry dear! I can get out of thi... Read more
Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!
Monday, July 02, 2012      14 comments

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. ... Read more
A Rich Man Goes to Heaven
Sunday, July 01, 2012      14 comments

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him. An ang... Read more

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