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Find out about the cat
Wednesday, July 04, 2012      4 comments

A chauffeur worked for a woman who took her cat with her on rides. During one trip, the driver droped her at a mall before gasing up. The cat remained in the car, laying down on the top of the limousine's back seat. The service statio... Read more
The Policeman's Ball
Tuesday, July 03, 2012      10 comments

A woman in a hurry to get her daughter to school on time was pulled over for speeding. The mom smiled at her daughter and said "Don't worry dear! I can get out of thi... Read more
Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!
Monday, July 02, 2012      14 comments

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. ... Read more
A Rich Man Goes to Heaven
Sunday, July 01, 2012      14 comments

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him. An ang... Read more
Old Love On A Date
Friday, June 29, 2012      10 comments

An old couple who had not been out on a date in a very long time was spending Saturday evening at home as usual. As they sat watching TV, the man looked toward where his wife was sitting and asked in an affectionate tone, "Do you want to g... Read more
NEVER QUIT PLEDGE
Friday, June 29, 2012      4 comments

Taken from Birkie528's blog I have added my name to the bottom of the list. Never Quit Pledge Thursday, June 28, 2012 Today, I promise I will not quit. I pledge that no matter, how many ups and downs I pass through, I ... Read more
Are You REALLY Struggling?
Thursday, June 28, 2012      13 comments

I need to watch my language and think about what I really mean before I open my mouth to speak. I listened to a young man talking about the use of the word "struggle" this week. We often talk about things that we "struggle" with when we a... Read more
You Can Hurry Love
Tuesday, June 26, 2012      7 comments

A young man and his pretty bride rush in to see their minister at the church. "We want to get married, Reverend. Here are all our papers, and these two people are our witnesses. Can you please do a quick ceremony?" The minister is am... Read more
Optimism
Tuesday, June 26, 2012      6 comments

"Oh my God. I'm flying!"... Read more
A Child's Prayer
Monday, June 25, 2012      7 comments

Johnny had misbehaved and was sent to his room. Later he emerged and said he had thought it over and said a prayer. "Fine!" said the pleased mom. "Did you ask God to help you not misbehave?" "No," said Johnny. "I asked Him to help you put u... Read more
Devoted love on the special Day
Sunday, June 24, 2012      7 comments

Over breakfast one day, a woman asked her husband, "You don't know what day this is do you?" Feeling that his love for her was being questioned he answered in a huff, "Of course I do! How could you accuse me of forgetting?" With that he ki... Read more
A Woman's wise way of showing love
Friday, June 22, 2012      13 comments

Lenny walks into the bar and finds his friend Jim sitting there, looking very depressed. "Hey, why the long face Jim? What's going on with you," Lenny asks. "Oh, it's all my wife's doing," replies Jim sadly. "She's hired a new person... Read more
My Love You Seem So Familiar
Friday, June 22, 2012      7 comments

An extremely drunk man walks into a bar. He looks around for a while and, after staring at the only woman seated at the bar for some time, stumbles over to her and kisses her full on the lips. Shocked and outraged, she jumps up and slaps him har... Read more
How she knows you love her
Thursday, June 21, 2012      12 comments

A man wakes up with a big hangover the morning after attending his company's annual Summer Party. He can't even remember how he got home from the party let alone how he got so drunk and is deathly afraid of what he may have done or said the nigh... Read more
Puppy Love
Wednesday, June 20, 2012      9 comments

Brad had been dating Elaine for months and had fallen in love with her. After much planning and hand wringing, he finally managed to screw up his courage long enough to declare his love and pop the big question. "Being a bachelor is great,... Read more

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