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Strange but True (supposedly)
Saturday, August 25, 2012      13 comments

When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at its intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder: He peered down the barrel and pulled the trigger again. This t... Read more
Like Married
Friday, August 24, 2012      5 comments

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly, he in the upper... Read more
Blonde Men
Thursday, August 23, 2012      10 comments

A friend told a blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th." ----------------------------
------- Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a pol... Read more
Dave Pushes Himself Too Hard
Wednesday, August 22, 2012      8 comments

Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greet... Read more
Sexual Harassment
Tuesday, August 21, 2012      17 comments

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a super... Read more
Earthquake at a bank
Monday, August 20, 2012      9 comments

The city of Whittier, California was founded many years ago, mainly by Quakers. There is a prominent sign composed of large, brass letters on one of the financial institutions in that community identifying it as the Quaker City Bank. The last le... Read more
Beware of drunken bears
Sunday, August 19, 2012      15 comments

LOS ANGELES TIMES, October 8: People of northwestern Montana have been advised to be on the lookout for drunken bears. Black bears and grizzlies have been congregating along the tracks of the Burlington Northern railroad tracks, where a tra... Read more
Stop credit card fraud
Friday, August 17, 2012      13 comments

Many folks have written with perfectly plausible explanations about why merchants take my phone number on a credit card charge. What these fail to address, however, is that if I'm perpetrating a fraud in the use of this credit card, I'm not abou... Read more
Strange grants given
Thursday, August 16, 2012      10 comments

LOS ANGELES TIMES, September 14: According to a database maintained by Academic Guidance Services, there are 3,000 scholarships earmarked for golf caddies, newspaper carriers, glee clubbers, and band members. Juanita College in Pennsyl... Read more
Drinking and driving
Wednesday, August 15, 2012      12 comments

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. The "Environmental Engineering News" published some rather sobering information about punishment fo... Read more
Begin Emergency Landing
Tuesday, August 14, 2012      8 comments

According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign. The vibration stopped immediately. A passenger emerg... Read more
Actual Newspaper Headlines
Monday, August 13, 2012      9 comments

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Paren... Read more
A Few Laughs on Getting Older
Sunday, August 12, 2012      15 comments

When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that h... Read more
Stella Awards
Thursday, August 09, 2012      9 comments

It's time once again to review the winners of the Annual "Stella Awards." The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's (in NM). That case inspired the Stella awar... Read more
Test for Dementia
Wednesday, August 08, 2012      8 comments

DO YOU THINK NORMAL? Test for Dementia Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really... Read more

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