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Is it true what they say about Scots?
Thursday, September 20, 2012      19 comments

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "W... Read more
Dang Dog
Wednesday, September 19, 2012      9 comments

A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for Easter dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort,... Read more
I'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful and ...
Tuesday, September 18, 2012      13 comments

A plane is on its way to houston when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Ec... Read more
Five Pigs
Monday, September 17, 2012      14 comments

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everythi... Read more
Two Blondes and an I.D.
Sunday, September 16, 2012      11 comments

A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car for speeding. The police officer walked over to the car and asked the blonde driver for some I.D. The blonde convertible driver searched through her purse in vain. Fin... Read more
for those who take life too seriously
Sunday, September 16, 2012      18 comments

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like, night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 5. 42.7 percent of all statist... Read more
Too drunk to drive
Friday, September 14, 2012      14 comments

A man goes to a party in Memphis, and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no he only lives a mile away. About five blocks from party, the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get ... Read more
cubicle wisdom
Thursday, September 13, 2012      11 comments

1. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday. 2. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. 3. Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent. 4.... Read more
performance appraisal
Wednesday, September 12, 2012      6 comments

Great Presentation Skills - Able to bullsh*t Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone Average Employee - Not too bright Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet Work Is First Priority - Too ug... Read more
The Senior Citizens' Field Trip
Tuesday, September 11, 2012      12 comments

A senior citizens' group charters a bus from Windsor to Branson. As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says, "I've just been molested!" The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he... Read more
The Blind Man -- A True Story
Monday, September 10, 2012      12 comments

A man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-boa... Read more
Blonde Coworker
Sunday, September 09, 2012      13 comments

I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I ran out of vacation time already. I figured the best way to get the Boss to send me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off. ... Read more
Remember your first date?
Saturday, September 08, 2012      13 comments

We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single. This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. ... Read more
Male and Female Reindeer
Friday, September 07, 2012      11 comments

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer re... Read more
A Blonde Buys Christmas Stamps
Thursday, September 06, 2012      16 comments

A blonde woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says, "What denomination?" The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this? ... Read more

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