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performance appraisal
Wednesday, September 12, 2012      6 comments

Great Presentation Skills - Able to bullsh*t Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone Average Employee - Not too bright Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet Work Is First Priority - Too ug... Read more
The Senior Citizens' Field Trip
Tuesday, September 11, 2012      12 comments

A senior citizens' group charters a bus from Windsor to Branson. As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says, "I've just been molested!" The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he... Read more
The Blind Man -- A True Story
Monday, September 10, 2012      12 comments

A man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-boa... Read more
Blonde Coworker
Sunday, September 09, 2012      13 comments

I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I ran out of vacation time already. I figured the best way to get the Boss to send me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off. ... Read more
Remember your first date?
Saturday, September 08, 2012      13 comments

We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single. This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. ... Read more
Male and Female Reindeer
Friday, September 07, 2012      11 comments

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer re... Read more
A Blonde Buys Christmas Stamps
Thursday, September 06, 2012      16 comments

A blonde woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says, "What denomination?" The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this? ... Read more
About Growing Older
Wednesday, September 05, 2012      19 comments

First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometer... Read more
Will Rogers Said
Tuesday, September 04, 2012      10 comments

Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Here's some of his sayings' 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never k... Read more
The Divorce
Monday, September 03, 2012      14 comments

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," ... Read more
How to Improve Your Appearance in 5 Easy Steps.
Friday, August 31, 2012      15 comments

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with t... Read more
The Lawyer and the Lexus
Thursday, August 30, 2012      16 comments

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed hi... Read more
Idiots of 2004
Wednesday, August 29, 2012      14 comments

Number One Idiot of 2004 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that ... Read more
Top 45 Oxymorons
Tuesday, August 28, 2012      16 comments

45. Act naturally 44. Found missing 43. Resident alien 42. Advanced BASIC 41. Genuine imitation 40. Airline Food 39. Good grief 38. Same difference 37. Almost exactly 36. Government organization ... Read more
Man Vs Woman
Monday, August 27, 2012      13 comments

1.NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla,... Read more

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