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People over 35 should be dead!
Tuesday, October 09, 2012      21 comments

People over 35 should be dead! Here's why... According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived. Our baby cribs were cover... Read more
Who's Your Daddy?
Monday, October 08, 2012      20 comments

The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms. The last one is my favorite. Which one is yours? 1. Regard... Read more
Blonde Stuff
Sunday, October 07, 2012      15 comments

AUTO MAINTENANCE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." ... Read more
Restroom Signs
Saturday, October 06, 2012      14 comments

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC If life is a waste of time, and time... Read more
Are you willing?
Friday, October 05, 2012      9 comments

Do not ask the Lord to guide your footsteps if you are not willing to move your feet! ... Read more
Stumpy Grinder
Thursday, October 04, 2012      13 comments

Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair and every year Stumpy said, "Ya know, Mahtha, I'd like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane." And every year, Martha would say "I know,... Read more
Cake or Bed
Wednesday, October 03, 2012      14 comments

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrups. "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says, angrily, "Fix the lights now? Does it look like I h... Read more
Song of Ping
Tuesday, October 02, 2012      12 comments

This is a little parody of the 23rd psalm written especially for technogeeks. Network is my shepherd: I shall not lack IP. He makes me link in green alive lights. He leads me beside ISO standards. He restores my addres... Read more
Actual Writings on Hospital Charts
Monday, October 01, 2012      21 comments

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound ... Read more
Our Government?
Sunday, September 30, 2012      17 comments

GOVERNMENT EMBLEM The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys th... Read more
Guy and Girl in a Bar
Saturday, September 29, 2012      18 comments

A guy walks into a bar. Sees a gorgeous babe nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he said, "Hi, there, good looking! How's it going?" Having already downed a few power drinks she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye a... Read more
40 Things You May Not Know
Friday, September 28, 2012      23 comments

1. Money isn't made out of paper; it's made out of cotton. 2. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the varieties of pickle the company once had. 3. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks - otherwise it will d... Read more
Stress Relief
Thursday, September 27, 2012      12 comments

Try this - it really works!!! Just in case you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works. 1. Picture yourself near a stream. ... Read more
Older Than Dirt Quiz
Wednesday, September 26, 2012      16 comments

How many do you remember? Head lights dimmer switches on the floor. Ignition switches on the dashboard. Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall. Real ice boxes. Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards. Solder... Read more
"THE" definition of a true friend
Tuesday, September 25, 2012      18 comments

This May Be THE Definition of a True Friend ... Read more

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