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Are you willing?
Friday, October 05, 2012      9 comments

Do not ask the Lord to guide your footsteps if you are not willing to move your feet! ... Read more
Stumpy Grinder
Thursday, October 04, 2012      13 comments

Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair and every year Stumpy said, "Ya know, Mahtha, I'd like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane." And every year, Martha would say "I know,... Read more
Cake or Bed
Wednesday, October 03, 2012      14 comments

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrups. "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says, angrily, "Fix the lights now? Does it look like I h... Read more
Song of Ping
Tuesday, October 02, 2012      12 comments

This is a little parody of the 23rd psalm written especially for technogeeks. Network is my shepherd: I shall not lack IP. He makes me link in green alive lights. He leads me beside ISO standards. He restores my addres... Read more
Actual Writings on Hospital Charts
Monday, October 01, 2012      21 comments

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound ... Read more
Our Government?
Sunday, September 30, 2012      17 comments

GOVERNMENT EMBLEM The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys th... Read more
Guy and Girl in a Bar
Saturday, September 29, 2012      18 comments

A guy walks into a bar. Sees a gorgeous babe nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he said, "Hi, there, good looking! How's it going?" Having already downed a few power drinks she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye a... Read more
40 Things You May Not Know
Friday, September 28, 2012      23 comments

1. Money isn't made out of paper; it's made out of cotton. 2. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the varieties of pickle the company once had. 3. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks - otherwise it will d... Read more
Stress Relief
Thursday, September 27, 2012      12 comments

Try this - it really works!!! Just in case you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works. 1. Picture yourself near a stream. ... Read more
Older Than Dirt Quiz
Wednesday, September 26, 2012      16 comments

How many do you remember? Head lights dimmer switches on the floor. Ignition switches on the dashboard. Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall. Real ice boxes. Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards. Solder... Read more
"THE" definition of a true friend
Tuesday, September 25, 2012      18 comments

This May Be THE Definition of a True Friend ... Read more
Tonto & The Lone Ranger
Monday, September 24, 2012      22 comments

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabi, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger ... Read more
The Bright Young Mexican
Friday, September 21, 2012      20 comments

It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" ... Read more
Is it true what they say about Scots?
Thursday, September 20, 2012      19 comments

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "W... Read more
Dang Dog
Wednesday, September 19, 2012      9 comments

A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for Easter dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family, and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort,... Read more

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