WALLAHALLA
500,000-749,999 SparkPoints 623,468
SparkPoints
 

WALLAHALLA's Blogs

The Priest and the Politician
Friday, October 19, 2012      14 comments

A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the twenty-fifth anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the di... Read more
Grocery Shopping Drunk
Thursday, October 18, 2012      21 comments

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her... Read more
The Amazing Talking Dog
Wednesday, October 17, 2012      20 comments

In D.C., a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. "You talk?" he a... Read more
A Very Short Story
Tuesday, October 16, 2012      17 comments

The girl was supposed to write a short story in as few words as possible for her college class and the instructions were that it had to discuss Religion, Sexuality and Mystery. She was the only one who received an A+ and this is what she wrote: ... Read more
The Miser
Monday, October 15, 2012      14 comments

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you... Read more
Mankind's Most Important Discoveries
Sunday, October 14, 2012      10 comments

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. Man discovered colors, invented painting. Woman discovered painting, invented make-up. Man discovered speech, invented conversation. Woman di... Read more
Redneck Church
Saturday, October 13, 2012      19 comments

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if...the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. You Know Your Church is A Redneck Church if.....people ask, wh... Read more
Blocked View
Friday, October 12, 2012      9 comments

Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (whose habits partially blocked the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UT... Read more
The Farmer and the Lawyer
Thursday, October 11, 2012      13 comments

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said, "Yeah, I want to get one of them dayvorces." The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?" ... Read more
Bottle-fed or Breast-fed?
Wednesday, October 10, 2012      22 comments

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed ... Read more
People over 35 should be dead!
Tuesday, October 09, 2012      21 comments

People over 35 should be dead! Here's why... According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived. Our baby cribs were cover... Read more
Who's Your Daddy?
Monday, October 08, 2012      20 comments

The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms. The last one is my favorite. Which one is yours? 1. Regard... Read more
Blonde Stuff
Sunday, October 07, 2012      15 comments

AUTO MAINTENANCE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." ... Read more
Restroom Signs
Saturday, October 06, 2012      14 comments

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC If life is a waste of time, and time... Read more
Are you willing?
Friday, October 05, 2012      9 comments

Do not ask the Lord to guide your footsteps if you are not willing to move your feet! ... Read more

« First Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 Last Page »