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Why Buy The Cow
Saturday, November 10, 2012      22 comments

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? "Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig, just t... Read more
A Little Girl's Fire Truck
Friday, November 09, 2012      24 comments

A fire fighter is working outside the station when he notices a little girl in a little red wagon with little ladders on the sides, a garden hose coiled in the middle, and she's wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her d... Read more
Divorce In Heaven
Thursday, November 08, 2012      28 comments

A young couple in love were in an automobile accident the night before their wedding, and both were killed. In heaven, they approached St. Peter. "My fiancé and I really miss the opportunity to have celebrated our wedding vows. Is it possi... Read more
Smart Computer
Wednesday, November 07, 2012      20 comments

A man was demonstrating his new computer at an electronics show. A young man came up to see how it worked. "Ask any question you like," the computer man said. "It knows everything." The young man sat down and typed, "What is my... Read more
A Nun in The Bathroom
Tuesday, November 06, 2012      25 comments

A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once in a while, the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go out, the place would erupt in... Read more
Strange Number
Monday, November 05, 2012      13 comments

This is really strange.. try it! GET A CALCULATOR. 1. Key into the calculator the first 3 digits of your phone number (the exchange, not the area code). 2. Multiply by 80 3. Add 1 4. Multiply by 250 5. Add the... Read more
THE EAGLE
Sunday, November 04, 2012      20 comments

This is Amazing...It is no wonder there are scriptural references to the eagle! I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did. And, no there is no wonder the bald eagle has such a significant symbolism to our country. What hope! ... Read more
How to get into Heaven
Saturday, November 03, 2012      20 comments

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who... Read more
From a Woman's Point of View
Friday, November 02, 2012      18 comments

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on y... Read more
Strategic Dictionary for Men
Thursday, November 01, 2012      17 comments

This is a Strategic Dictionary for Men to keep close at hand. If you have a good working knowledge of these WORDS WOMEN USE, you (men) have a better than average chance of actually surviving a negative encounter FINE -- This is the word wo... Read more
Are You SURE That's What You Want?
Tuesday, October 30, 2012      16 comments

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.... Read more
Interesting Facts
Monday, October 29, 2012      15 comments

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. A "jiffy" is ... Read more
Smart Answers
Sunday, October 28, 2012      21 comments

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." The cop got out ... Read more
Walking is good for you???
Saturday, October 27, 2012      24 comments

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don... Read more
Creative Dentistry
Friday, October 26, 2012      13 comments

There was this guy who went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. First off the dentist said, "I'll give you a shot to numb your jaw." But the guy said, "No, please don't do that, I'm afraid of needles." The dentist said, "OK, ... Read more

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