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Smart Answers
Sunday, October 28, 2012      21 comments

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." The cop got out ... Read more
Walking is good for you???
Saturday, October 27, 2012      24 comments

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don... Read more
Creative Dentistry
Friday, October 26, 2012      13 comments

There was this guy who went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. First off the dentist said, "I'll give you a shot to numb your jaw." But the guy said, "No, please don't do that, I'm afraid of needles." The dentist said, "OK, ... Read more
Quickies
Thursday, October 25, 2012      11 comments

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?" A little boy went up to his ... Read more
Ethel and Mabel
Wednesday, October 24, 2012      18 comments

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, '"Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have a suppository?" She p... Read more
Jokes to Offend Everyone
Tuesday, October 23, 2012      20 comments

What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes. Why is it so hard to find men who are ca... Read more
The Ant and the Elephant
Monday, October 22, 2012      9 comments

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Dang!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!" ... Read more
One word survey
Sunday, October 21, 2012      6 comments

Not as easy as you might think! Copy and Paste into your own blog, change the answers to suit you. It's really hard to only use one word answers. Where is your cell phone? counter Spouse? loveseat Your hair? short Y... Read more
Boudreaux Logic
Sunday, October 21, 2012      12 comments

Boudreaux was walking down the street when he was accosted by particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. Boudreaux took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you dis... Read more
The Inheritance
Saturday, October 20, 2012      11 comments

An old Italian mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed. "Grandson, I wanna you lissina to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Ho... Read more
The Priest and the Politician
Friday, October 19, 2012      14 comments

A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the twenty-fifth anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the di... Read more
Grocery Shopping Drunk
Thursday, October 18, 2012      21 comments

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her... Read more
The Amazing Talking Dog
Wednesday, October 17, 2012      20 comments

In D.C., a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. "You talk?" he a... Read more
A Very Short Story
Tuesday, October 16, 2012      17 comments

The girl was supposed to write a short story in as few words as possible for her college class and the instructions were that it had to discuss Religion, Sexuality and Mystery. She was the only one who received an A+ and this is what she wrote: ... Read more
The Miser
Monday, October 15, 2012      14 comments

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you... Read more

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