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Strange Number
Monday, November 05, 2012      13 comments

This is really strange.. try it! GET A CALCULATOR. 1. Key into the calculator the first 3 digits of your phone number (the exchange, not the area code). 2. Multiply by 80 3. Add 1 4. Multiply by 250 5. Add the... Read more
THE EAGLE
Sunday, November 04, 2012      20 comments

This is Amazing...It is no wonder there are scriptural references to the eagle! I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did. And, no there is no wonder the bald eagle has such a significant symbolism to our country. What hope! ... Read more
How to get into Heaven
Saturday, November 03, 2012      20 comments

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who... Read more
From a Woman's Point of View
Friday, November 02, 2012      18 comments

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on y... Read more
Strategic Dictionary for Men
Thursday, November 01, 2012      17 comments

This is a Strategic Dictionary for Men to keep close at hand. If you have a good working knowledge of these WORDS WOMEN USE, you (men) have a better than average chance of actually surviving a negative encounter FINE -- This is the word wo... Read more
Are You SURE That's What You Want?
Tuesday, October 30, 2012      16 comments

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.... Read more
Interesting Facts
Monday, October 29, 2012      15 comments

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. A "jiffy" is ... Read more
Smart Answers
Sunday, October 28, 2012      21 comments

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." The cop got out ... Read more
Walking is good for you???
Saturday, October 27, 2012      24 comments

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don... Read more
Creative Dentistry
Friday, October 26, 2012      13 comments

There was this guy who went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. First off the dentist said, "I'll give you a shot to numb your jaw." But the guy said, "No, please don't do that, I'm afraid of needles." The dentist said, "OK, ... Read more
Quickies
Thursday, October 25, 2012      11 comments

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?" A little boy went up to his ... Read more
Ethel and Mabel
Wednesday, October 24, 2012      18 comments

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, '"Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have a suppository?" She p... Read more
Jokes to Offend Everyone
Tuesday, October 23, 2012      20 comments

What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes. Why is it so hard to find men who are ca... Read more
The Ant and the Elephant
Monday, October 22, 2012      9 comments

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Dang!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!" ... Read more
One word survey
Sunday, October 21, 2012      6 comments

Not as easy as you might think! Copy and Paste into your own blog, change the answers to suit you. It's really hard to only use one word answers. Where is your cell phone? counter Spouse? loveseat Your hair? short Y... Read more

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