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Live Longer
Tuesday, November 20, 2012      15 comments

A fellow went to the doctor who told him that he had a bad illness and only a year to live. So he decided to talk to his pastor. After the man explained his situation, he asked his Pastor if there was anything he could do. "What you ... Read more
A Little Supper Joke
Monday, November 19, 2012      23 comments

An elderly gentleman of 85 feared his wife was getting hard of hearing. So one day he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The Doctor made an appointment for a hearing test in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a s... Read more
The Test
Sunday, November 18, 2012      18 comments

An Alexander County Deputy pulled a car over on I-57 about 2 miles north of the Missouri state line. When the Deputy asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Branson ... Read more
Easy Exam
Friday, November 16, 2012      22 comments

Passing only requires 4 correct answers out of 10. 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get catgut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revoluti... Read more
Three Kick Rule a.k.a Lawyer versus Farmer
Thursday, November 15, 2012      26 comments

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he... Read more
Wrong Way
Wednesday, November 14, 2012      18 comments

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!... Read more
Mathematical and Logical
Tuesday, November 13, 2012      18 comments

There were two nuns One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has bee... Read more
How To Wash The Cat
Monday, November 12, 2012      20 comments

Letter to the owners. HOW TO WASH THE CAT Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathr... Read more
Raisin Bread
Sunday, November 11, 2012      19 comments

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her ski... Read more
Why Buy The Cow
Saturday, November 10, 2012      22 comments

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? "Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig, just t... Read more
A Little Girl's Fire Truck
Friday, November 09, 2012      24 comments

A fire fighter is working outside the station when he notices a little girl in a little red wagon with little ladders on the sides, a garden hose coiled in the middle, and she's wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her d... Read more
Divorce In Heaven
Thursday, November 08, 2012      28 comments

A young couple in love were in an automobile accident the night before their wedding, and both were killed. In heaven, they approached St. Peter. "My fiancé and I really miss the opportunity to have celebrated our wedding vows. Is it possi... Read more
Smart Computer
Wednesday, November 07, 2012      20 comments

A man was demonstrating his new computer at an electronics show. A young man came up to see how it worked. "Ask any question you like," the computer man said. "It knows everything." The young man sat down and typed, "What is my... Read more
A Nun in The Bathroom
Tuesday, November 06, 2012      25 comments

A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once in a while, the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go out, the place would erupt in... Read more
Strange Number
Monday, November 05, 2012      13 comments

This is really strange.. try it! GET A CALCULATOR. 1. Key into the calculator the first 3 digits of your phone number (the exchange, not the area code). 2. Multiply by 80 3. Add 1 4. Multiply by 250 5. Add the... Read more

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