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Your Computer Relationship
Thursday, November 29, 2012      24 comments

You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when.... 1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed. 2. You turn off your computer and get... Read more
Philosophy of Love
Wednesday, November 28, 2012      19 comments

If you love something, set it free If it comes back, it will always be yours If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with BUT---------- If it just sits in your living room, watches your TV, messes up your stuff, eats... Read more
Something to Think About
Tuesday, November 27, 2012      21 comments

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing The longest one-syllable word in t... Read more
Indian and Woman on Horseback
Monday, November 26, 2012      17 comments

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was une... Read more
Fish Tale
Sunday, November 25, 2012      19 comments

It was a cold winter day when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite. He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked ... Read more
Sheep Fries
Saturday, November 24, 2012      25 comments

There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with the females. He hired a French guy who didn't speak much English, but was a very good worke... Read more
Business or Vacation?
Friday, November 23, 2012      14 comments

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager ... Read more
Longest Password Ever
Thursday, November 22, 2012      27 comments

The Longest Password Ever We laugh--BUT her I.D. is safe. During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following pas... Read more
23 ADULT TRUTHS
Wednesday, November 21, 2012      16 comments

1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't w... Read more
Live Longer
Tuesday, November 20, 2012      15 comments

A fellow went to the doctor who told him that he had a bad illness and only a year to live. So he decided to talk to his pastor. After the man explained his situation, he asked his Pastor if there was anything he could do. "What you ... Read more
A Little Supper Joke
Monday, November 19, 2012      23 comments

An elderly gentleman of 85 feared his wife was getting hard of hearing. So one day he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The Doctor made an appointment for a hearing test in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a s... Read more
The Test
Sunday, November 18, 2012      18 comments

An Alexander County Deputy pulled a car over on I-57 about 2 miles north of the Missouri state line. When the Deputy asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Branson ... Read more
Easy Exam
Friday, November 16, 2012      22 comments

Passing only requires 4 correct answers out of 10. 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get catgut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revoluti... Read more
Three Kick Rule a.k.a Lawyer versus Farmer
Thursday, November 15, 2012      26 comments

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he... Read more
Wrong Way
Wednesday, November 14, 2012      18 comments

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!... Read more

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