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Killing a Bear With an Umbrella
Tuesday, December 11, 2012      20 comments

An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never been better! " he replies. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that"? The docto... Read more
Politically Incorrect
Monday, December 10, 2012      26 comments

Why did the chicken cross the road? Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. ----------------------------
- Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "blac... Read more
A few words from the visionary Steven Wright
Sunday, December 09, 2012      23 comments

Black holes are where God divided by zero. All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. ... Read more
The drunk, the nun and Batman
Saturday, December 08, 2012      16 comments

There was a guy in a bar one night that got drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed, he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and ... Read more
Wanted for Attempted Murder
Friday, December 07, 2012      33 comments

An actual AP news story Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up a... Read more
You Think You've Had a Bad Day
Thursday, December 06, 2012      32 comments

So You Think You've Had a Bad Day . . .The following is taken from a Florida newspaper: A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and some... Read more
Blessed be the little children
Wednesday, December 05, 2012      24 comments

One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally the father picked the little fellow up and walk... Read more
George Carlin on Stuff
Tuesday, December 04, 2012      16 comments

Actually this is just a place for my stuff, ya know? That's all, a little place for my stuff. That's all I want, that's all you need in life, is a little place for your stuff, ya know? I can see it on your table, everybody's got a little place f... Read more
George Carlin on Airplanes
Monday, December 03, 2012      16 comments

Somethin’ else we have in common, flying on the airlines, and listening to the airlines announcements. And trying to pretend to ourselves that the language they're using is really English. Doesn't seem like it to me. Whole thing starts wh... Read more
Male and Female Statues
Sunday, December 02, 2012      26 comments

Two nude statues (one male & one female) had been standing in the middle of a beautiful park for 99 years. On their 100th anniversary in the park an angel came down from heaven to talk to the statues. He said to them "God has been wa... Read more
Hit The Rabbit
Saturday, December 01, 2012      19 comments

A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping across the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped out in front of the car and was hit. The driver was a sensitive man and an animal lov... Read more
Bumper Stickers
Friday, November 30, 2012      24 comments

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your rear? If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? ... Read more
Your Computer Relationship
Thursday, November 29, 2012      24 comments

You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when.... 1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed. 2. You turn off your computer and get... Read more
Philosophy of Love
Wednesday, November 28, 2012      19 comments

If you love something, set it free If it comes back, it will always be yours If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with BUT---------- If it just sits in your living room, watches your TV, messes up your stuff, eats... Read more
Something to Think About
Tuesday, November 27, 2012      21 comments

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing The longest one-syllable word in t... Read more

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