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Bad Puns
Thursday, December 20, 2012      15 comments

1. A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?", they asked, as... Read more
Never Squat While Wearing Your Spurs
Wednesday, December 19, 2012      26 comments

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the greatest political sages this country has ever known. Enjoy the following: 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There ... Read more
Psychiatric Hotline
Tuesday, December 18, 2012      23 comments

Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. ... Read more
Air Force Maintenance Reports
Monday, December 17, 2012      24 comments

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews. Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement." Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire." ... Read more
Church Bulletins
Sunday, December 16, 2012      20 comments

The following announcements have appeared in various church bulletins. -Don't let worry kill you - let the church help. -Thursday night - potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. -Remember in prayer the many who are sick ... Read more
No Sex for Two Weeks
Friday, December 14, 2012      19 comments

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners.You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couples ag... Read more
Three Old Men
Friday, December 14, 2012      25 comments

One seventy year old man says,"I have this problem, I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee." An eighty year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an ... Read more
Cat Planning
Thursday, December 13, 2012      19 comments

Top 13 Signs Your cat is Planning to Kill You! 1. Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden. 2. Unexplained calls to F. Lee Bailey's 900 number on your bill. 3. He actually does have your tongue. 4. You find a stash of "Feline ... Read more
More Useless Facts
Wednesday, December 12, 2012      22 comments

Some facts to thrill your neighbours with... (or maybe not...) If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you toot consistently for 6 years and 9 months, en... Read more
Killing a Bear With an Umbrella
Tuesday, December 11, 2012      20 comments

An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never been better! " he replies. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that"? The docto... Read more
Politically Incorrect
Monday, December 10, 2012      26 comments

Why did the chicken cross the road? Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. ----------------------------
- Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "blac... Read more
A few words from the visionary Steven Wright
Sunday, December 09, 2012      23 comments

Black holes are where God divided by zero. All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. ... Read more
The drunk, the nun and Batman
Saturday, December 08, 2012      16 comments

There was a guy in a bar one night that got drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed, he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and ... Read more
Wanted for Attempted Murder
Friday, December 07, 2012      33 comments

An actual AP news story Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up a... Read more
You Think You've Had a Bad Day
Thursday, December 06, 2012      32 comments

So You Think You've Had a Bad Day . . .The following is taken from a Florida newspaper: A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and some... Read more

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