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Women's English
Thursday, January 03, 2013      25 comments

What They Say --- What They Mean Yes --- No No --- Yes Maybe --- No I'm sorry. --- You'll be sorry. We need --- I want It's your decision --- The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want --- ... Read more
The Blonde's Interview
Tuesday, January 01, 2013      30 comments

A young blonde woman walks in for a job interview, but the fellow doing the interviews tells her he doesn't have time today. He says, "Since this is an inconvience for you, I'll ask you to come back in 3 days for another interview, and in the... Read more
Two Lines for Men
Tuesday, January 01, 2013      21 comments

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want ... Read more
Sex in Las Vegas
Sunday, December 30, 2012      14 comments

A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" he asked. "To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $400 to do what I do for you for free!" The man pondered that thought for a moment... Read more
Cigar Insurance
Saturday, December 29, 2012      18 comments

A Charlotte, NC man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against... get this... fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single payment on the po... Read more
Disappearing Ink
Friday, December 28, 2012      17 comments

Jeffrey J. Pyrcioch, 19, and an alleged accomplice were arrested in West Lafayette, Ind., in May on theft and fraud charges. Pyrcioch allegedly cashed checks that he had written with disappearing ink, apparently believing the checks would be ... Read more
I. Q. Test --Post your Score!
Thursday, December 27, 2012      16 comments

Subject: which category are you? Scores: 0 to 1 correct = Complete Imbecile 2 to 4 correct = Borderline Idiot 5 to 7 correct = College Candidate 8 to 9 correct = Super Smart or Psychotic 10 correct = Obviously Dishonest... Read more
Three Travelers at the Farmhouse
Thursday, December 27, 2012      16 comments

Three men were traveling in rural America when their car came to grief, whereupon they sought shelter at the nearest farmhouse. The farmer had two spare beds, and, of course, his daughters's, but since he had heard all of those stories he ... Read more
Letter to a Redneck
Wednesday, December 26, 2012      13 comments

Dear Redneck Son, I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved. ... Read more
A Funny Christmas Story From Years Past
Tuesday, December 25, 2012      18 comments

In 1996, the hot toy was, “Tickle Me Elmo.” Why, I don’t know. I've never understood the popularity of Elmo on Sesame Street, and really, what can you do with it after you've made it laugh 10 or 12 times? Anyway, on Christmas Eve of tha... Read more
The Phrase Fathers Fear Most On Christmas Day
Monday, December 24, 2012      15 comments

There are three words often heard at this time of year that strike fear into the hearts of fathers everywhere. Those three words can crush the spirit of even the most capable Dad. Those words: “Some assembly required.” My children have now ... Read more
Why We Put Angels On Top Of Christmas Trees
Sunday, December 23, 2012      15 comments

One Christmas, a long time ago, Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip; but there were problems …… everywhere.Four of his elves were away sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones. So, Santa was b... Read more
Useless Facts
Sunday, December 23, 2012      26 comments

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, th... Read more
How not to forget your password
Saturday, December 22, 2012      29 comments

My memory really sucks Mildred, so I changed my password to "incorrect", that way, when I log in with the wrong password, the computer will tell me, "Your password is inco... Read more
The Flat Tire
Friday, December 21, 2012      13 comments

Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion years by Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately known as "Bonkistry." He has been around forever, so I wouldn't put it past him to come up with somethi... Read more

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