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The Help Line
Sunday, January 13, 2013      19 comments

This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired; however, he is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause". Actual dialog of a former Word perfect ... Read more
The Things We Learned in College
Saturday, January 12, 2013      28 comments

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do prisoners use to call ea... Read more
The Conclusion of my 5 day juice fast
Saturday, January 12, 2013      25 comments

Day 5 Breakfast: 1 banana, 3 oranges, ½ cup rolled oats, & 1 cup strawberries …made about 24 oz. *****Wonderful!!! Mid Morning Snack: ½ banana, ½ cup mango, 327 grams pineapple…about 20 oz Lunch: ¼ banana, 1/4 cup mango, 164 g... Read more
Did I read that sign right?
Thursday, January 10, 2013      39 comments

Did I read that sign right? TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTA... Read more
Day 4 If you are what you eat, am I a fruit, or a vegetable?
Thursday, January 10, 2013      8 comments

Day 4 Breakfast: ½ banana 200 grams pineapple, ½ cup mango, & 1 cup strawberries mixed with ½ cup water…made about 24 oz. *****Wonderful!!! Mid Morning Snack: MAKEOVER: Incredible Smoothies Pineapple Orange Green Smoothie …8 oz... Read more
The High School Student
Wednesday, January 09, 2013      24 comments

All through the first three years of high school, Mr. Murdock had tried to teach Timothy Bronksy something, anything. Finally in frustration, Mr. Murdock said; "Timothy, are you ignorant or apathetic?" To which Timothy replied, "I don'... Read more
Day 3 of being Juiced
Wednesday, January 09, 2013      9 comments

Woke up a little more rested, got to bed half an hour earlier, which helped. Woke up thirsty. Breakfast: 1 banana & 2 oranges mixed with ½ cup water…made about 24 oz. *****Wonderful!!! Mid Morning Snack: MAKEOVER: Incredible Smo... Read more
The Cat and the Beaker
Wednesday, January 09, 2013      19 comments

Instructions on how to Collect a Beaker of Cat Urine 1. Treat the beaker like your most prized possession. 2. Solemnly intone the word "no" every time the cat approaches the beaker. 3. After completing steps #1 and #2,... Read more
Day 2 of being a juicer
Wednesday, January 09, 2013      10 comments

Woke up still tired…Slept well, just not enough. My normal morning type hunger, no more, no less. Breakfast: 3 oz. carrots, 1 Gala apple, & 2 Tbls of whole ground flaxseed meal mixed with ½ cup water…made about 16 oz. Thick, but nice ... Read more
Actual Headlines
Monday, January 07, 2013      25 comments

"New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group" "Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft" "Kids Make Nutritious Snacks" "Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy" "Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire" ... Read more
I'm a Juicemeister ~ My more serious side (by request)
Monday, January 07, 2013      8 comments

Seesko has inspired me to try a juicing fast. I'm aiming for 5 days as opposed to her 30. I have never made homemade juice before this. I do not own a juicer nor a food processor. I am using my blender, so I get all of the pulp and peeling a... Read more
Rock Music Mice
Sunday, January 06, 2013      21 comments

According to the Washington Times (7/2/97) when a Virginia High School student exposed mice to hard rock music 10 hours a day for three weeks, their ability to navigate a maze they already knew decreased significantly. A control group, exp... Read more
Two Blond Men
Sunday, January 06, 2013      29 comments

A couple of blond men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blond men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by- twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," ... Read more
Fifth Graders' Exam answers
Saturday, January 05, 2013      31 comments

The following are all actual quotes from 11 year-olds' science exams: "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water." "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not ... Read more
Three Engineers in a Car
Thursday, January 03, 2013      30 comments

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The e... Read more

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