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Day 2 of being a juicer
Wednesday, January 09, 2013      10 comments

Woke up still tired…Slept well, just not enough. My normal morning type hunger, no more, no less. Breakfast: 3 oz. carrots, 1 Gala apple, & 2 Tbls of whole ground flaxseed meal mixed with ½ cup water…made about 16 oz. Thick, but nice ... Read more
Actual Headlines
Monday, January 07, 2013      25 comments

"New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group" "Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft" "Kids Make Nutritious Snacks" "Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy" "Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire" ... Read more
I'm a Juicemeister ~ My more serious side (by request)
Monday, January 07, 2013      8 comments

Seesko has inspired me to try a juicing fast. I'm aiming for 5 days as opposed to her 30. I have never made homemade juice before this. I do not own a juicer nor a food processor. I am using my blender, so I get all of the pulp and peeling a... Read more
Rock Music Mice
Sunday, January 06, 2013      21 comments

According to the Washington Times (7/2/97) when a Virginia High School student exposed mice to hard rock music 10 hours a day for three weeks, their ability to navigate a maze they already knew decreased significantly. A control group, exp... Read more
Two Blond Men
Sunday, January 06, 2013      29 comments

A couple of blond men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blond men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by- twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," ... Read more
Fifth Graders' Exam answers
Saturday, January 05, 2013      31 comments

The following are all actual quotes from 11 year-olds' science exams: "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water." "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not ... Read more
Three Engineers in a Car
Thursday, January 03, 2013      30 comments

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The e... Read more
Women's English
Thursday, January 03, 2013      25 comments

What They Say --- What They Mean Yes --- No No --- Yes Maybe --- No I'm sorry. --- You'll be sorry. We need --- I want It's your decision --- The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want --- ... Read more
The Blonde's Interview
Tuesday, January 01, 2013      30 comments

A young blonde woman walks in for a job interview, but the fellow doing the interviews tells her he doesn't have time today. He says, "Since this is an inconvience for you, I'll ask you to come back in 3 days for another interview, and in the... Read more
Two Lines for Men
Tuesday, January 01, 2013      21 comments

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want ... Read more
Sex in Las Vegas
Sunday, December 30, 2012      14 comments

A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" he asked. "To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $400 to do what I do for you for free!" The man pondered that thought for a moment... Read more
Cigar Insurance
Saturday, December 29, 2012      18 comments

A Charlotte, NC man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against... get this... fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single payment on the po... Read more
Disappearing Ink
Friday, December 28, 2012      17 comments

Jeffrey J. Pyrcioch, 19, and an alleged accomplice were arrested in West Lafayette, Ind., in May on theft and fraud charges. Pyrcioch allegedly cashed checks that he had written with disappearing ink, apparently believing the checks would be ... Read more
I. Q. Test --Post your Score!
Thursday, December 27, 2012      16 comments

Subject: which category are you? Scores: 0 to 1 correct = Complete Imbecile 2 to 4 correct = Borderline Idiot 5 to 7 correct = College Candidate 8 to 9 correct = Super Smart or Psychotic 10 correct = Obviously Dishonest... Read more
Three Travelers at the Farmhouse
Thursday, December 27, 2012      16 comments

Three men were traveling in rural America when their car came to grief, whereupon they sought shelter at the nearest farmhouse. The farmer had two spare beds, and, of course, his daughters's, but since he had heard all of those stories he ... Read more

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