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In which tent do you live?
Monday, January 28, 2013      24 comments

All men live in one of two tents: Content, or Discontent In which tent do you live? The contented man looks beyond his circumstances and sees a better day The discontented man looks at his circumstances and see no other way The co... Read more
Why did you die
Sunday, January 27, 2013      23 comments

A man was at a grave yard. He began to moan "Why did you die oh why did you have to die?" A passer by knelt down next to the man and said "Was this person very close to you?" "No, actually i never met him!" replied the man "Why ... Read more
Unlucky Young Man
Saturday, January 26, 2013      25 comments

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want th... Read more
Teaching the Tribe
Friday, January 25, 2013      21 comments

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home. He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he ta... Read more
If I Died
Thursday, January 24, 2013      32 comments

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship." If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?" "We've ... Read more
Jack Daniels
Wednesday, January 23, 2013      29 comments

A very upset wife was complaining about her husband spending all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along. "What'll ya have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So the husband ordered a cou... Read more
Twenty-Five Short Books
Wednesday, January 23, 2013      26 comments

Twenty-five of the world shortest books 25. "My Plan To Find The Real Killers" by OJ Simpson 24. "To All The Men I've Loved Before" by Ellen DeGeneres 23. The Cher Guide to Fashion 22. The Difference between Reality and Dilbert 21.... Read more
Two Blondes
Monday, January 21, 2013      29 comments

Two Blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar." The second Blonde said, "Let me look!... Read more
Jeeves, the Butler
Sunday, January 20, 2013      35 comments

A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening. As it... Read more
Election Time
Saturday, January 19, 2013      28 comments

It is time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts. Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates. Candidate A: associates with ward heelers and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He chain smoke... Read more
The New Pastor
Friday, January 18, 2013      28 comments

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. ... Read more
From Owwie to Loopy
Friday, January 18, 2013      20 comments

Wonderful sweet dentist worked me in at 8:30 this morning, despite the fact that I did not have an appointment. Buttered me up with sweet nothings and kind words, all kinds of compliments about how pretty my teeth were and what good care I took... Read more
Satan Pays a Visit
Thursday, January 17, 2013      31 comments

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, ... Read more
Not the Sharpest Pencil in the Box
Wednesday, January 16, 2013      30 comments

When my wife and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side d... Read more
Great Truths from Children
Tuesday, January 15, 2013      38 comments

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. Never ask your 3-year old br... Read more

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