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Jeeves, the Butler
Sunday, January 20, 2013      35 comments

A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening. As it... Read more
Election Time
Saturday, January 19, 2013      28 comments

It is time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts. Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates. Candidate A: associates with ward heelers and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He chain smoke... Read more
The New Pastor
Friday, January 18, 2013      28 comments

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. ... Read more
From Owwie to Loopy
Friday, January 18, 2013      20 comments

Wonderful sweet dentist worked me in at 8:30 this morning, despite the fact that I did not have an appointment. Buttered me up with sweet nothings and kind words, all kinds of compliments about how pretty my teeth were and what good care I took... Read more
Satan Pays a Visit
Thursday, January 17, 2013      31 comments

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, ... Read more
Not the Sharpest Pencil in the Box
Wednesday, January 16, 2013      30 comments

When my wife and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side d... Read more
Great Truths from Children
Tuesday, January 15, 2013      38 comments

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. Never ask your 3-year old br... Read more
Help for a Catholic
Monday, January 14, 2013      30 comments

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gather around. "A priest. Somebody get me a catholic priest!" the man gasps. A policeman checks the crowd----no ... Read more
Responses to Questions About My Juicy Experiment
Monday, January 14, 2013      23 comments

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The Help Line
Sunday, January 13, 2013      19 comments

This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired; however, he is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause". Actual dialog of a former Word perfect ... Read more
The Things We Learned in College
Saturday, January 12, 2013      28 comments

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do prisoners use to call ea... Read more
The Conclusion of my 5 day juice fast
Saturday, January 12, 2013      25 comments

Day 5 Breakfast: 1 banana, 3 oranges, ½ cup rolled oats, & 1 cup strawberries …made about 24 oz. *****Wonderful!!! Mid Morning Snack: ½ banana, ½ cup mango, 327 grams pineapple…about 20 oz Lunch: ¼ banana, 1/4 cup mango, 164 g... Read more
Did I read that sign right?
Thursday, January 10, 2013      39 comments

Did I read that sign right? TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTA... Read more
Day 4 If you are what you eat, am I a fruit, or a vegetable?
Thursday, January 10, 2013      8 comments

Day 4 Breakfast: ½ banana 200 grams pineapple, ½ cup mango, & 1 cup strawberries mixed with ½ cup water…made about 24 oz. *****Wonderful!!! Mid Morning Snack: MAKEOVER: Incredible Smoothies Pineapple Orange Green Smoothie …8 oz... Read more
The High School Student
Wednesday, January 09, 2013      24 comments

All through the first three years of high school, Mr. Murdock had tried to teach Timothy Bronksy something, anything. Finally in frustration, Mr. Murdock said; "Timothy, are you ignorant or apathetic?" To which Timothy replied, "I don'... Read more

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