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Monday Funny
Monday, October 21, 2019      20 comments

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos and wearing strange clothing, entered the E.R. It was quickly determined that the patient had ac... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, October 20, 2019      19 comments

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it ... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, October 19, 2019      15 comments

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Friday Funny!
Friday, October 18, 2019      14 comments

A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming. An older doc... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, October 17, 2019      15 comments

I go to KFC to get the kids something to eat. They wanted the kids meal with a leg, so I said, "Kids meal with a leg." And the lady says, "Which side?" ME: complete silence as I heavily contemplate such an odd decision. "I guess the right... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, October 16, 2019      17 comments

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great.....he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, October 15, 2019      22 comments

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Monday Funny
Monday, October 14, 2019      16 comments

Billy was sitting at the City Bar last weekend, minding his own business, when this big ole oilfield roughneck walks in, goes up to him, (the smallest guy in the place), and backhands him off the barstool. The big guy looks at Billy laying ... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, October 13, 2019      15 comments

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's m... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, October 12, 2019      13 comments

A man boards a plane with 6 kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, October 11, 2019      21 comments

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tap... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, October 10, 2019      21 comments

HOW I GOT DIVORCED Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a Happy Birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a Happy Birthday. As I entered my office, my secre... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, October 09, 2019      20 comments

A Kentucky State trooper pulled a car over on I-75 about 8 miles south of Richmond, Kentucky. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Lexington to do a show for t... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, October 08, 2019      14 comments

A man and his wife, moved back home to North Carolina, from Texas. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Texas Was $2000.00 a year! When they arrived in North Carolina, they went to an insurance Agency, to see how much it would co... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, October 07, 2019      18 comments

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only 8 minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only 10 minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. T... Read more

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