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Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, January 22, 2020      10 comments

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats, right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the ... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, January 21, 2020      18 comments

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Monday Funny
Monday, January 20, 2020      15 comments

An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, “Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated …38 revolver so you will always remember me.” “But grandpa, I really don’t like guns.. How abou... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, January 19, 2020      17 comments

A pirate walked into a bar and sat down for a drink. The bartender asked, "Gee you look awful, are you feeling okay?" "I feel fine, why do you ask?," said the pirate. "Well your leg is half missing, you have a wooden peg leg!" ... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, January 18, 2020      19 comments

A woman on her death bed, called her husband and asked him to open a box from under the bed. Inside he found 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash. "What are the eggs for?" asks the husband. She replied, "Every time we had crap sex, I would p... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, January 17, 2020      15 comments

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my c... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, January 16, 2020      21 comments

A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby. DOCTOR: You had twins. A boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. WOMAN: Oh... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, January 15, 2020      17 comments

A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "M... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, January 14, 2020      18 comments

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, January 12, 2020      14 comments

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby, in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, January 11, 2020      19 comments

A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told ... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, January 10, 2020      15 comments

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everythin... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, January 09, 2020      20 comments

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know wha... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, January 08, 2020      18 comments

Soooo I got pulled over on Bear Valley Rd after leaving Victorville Walmart.... I already knew why he got me (I Was Speeding) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me. So I decided to try my luck. I got fart spray as a gag gift on Ch... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, January 07, 2020      18 comments

Three virgin sisters were all getting married within a short time period. Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started and made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on their first impres... Read more

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