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Your Saturday Smile.....
Saturday, July 28, 2018      6 comments

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to ... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, July 27, 2018      7 comments

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooo, can you see Florida ???... Read more
Thursday Funny........
Thursday, July 26, 2018      9 comments

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV... The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to ... Read more
"Hump Day" Humor........
Wednesday, July 25, 2018      10 comments

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde s... Read more
Baskin' Robins........
Tuesday, July 24, 2018      10 comments

Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Me too," said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch." They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate... Read more
Little Nancy.......
Monday, July 23, 2018      8 comments

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he asked in his friendliest way, "What are you up to, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully... Read more
Dogs............you gotta love em!
Sunday, July 22, 2018      9 comments

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Saturday funny!
Saturday, July 21, 2018      8 comments

A man was driving along the highland when he saw two penguins standing in the hard shoulder. They looked lost, so he picked them up and put them in the back seat of his car. He then goes to the gas station to fill up and while he is there, the ... Read more
Story from a Kansas State Patrol Officer.......
Friday, July 20, 2018      13 comments

Story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer: I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her driver's license, registration, and p... Read more
Having a bad day................
Thursday, July 19, 2018      5 comments

There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. ... Read more
Hump Day Funny!!
Wednesday, July 18, 2018      7 comments

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. ... Read more
Taco Tuesday.......
Tuesday, July 17, 2018      6 comments

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Kids are so cute.............
Monday, July 16, 2018      11 comments

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It's not what you think......
Saturday, July 14, 2018      6 comments

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Friday Funny!
Friday, July 13, 2018      9 comments

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