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Friday Funny!!
Friday, August 17, 2018      5 comments

I was in Wal-Mart one day, buying a large bag of Purina for our dog. While I was in line, to check out, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog... Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby, so on impulse I told her, "No, I'm starting 'The Purina Diet'... Read more
Losing weight.....
Wednesday, August 15, 2018      9 comments

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds," the doctor assu... Read more
Your Tuesday smile.....
Tuesday, August 14, 2018      6 comments

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the m... Read more
Yep, Another Blonde Joke.....
Monday, August 13, 2018      14 comments

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A Sunday Funny!
Sunday, August 12, 2018      12 comments

It was Christmas Eve and, while at the meat counter, a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one. In desperation she called over a shop assistant and asked, "Excuse me. Do these turke... Read more
Deaf Wife??????
Saturday, August 11, 2018      7 comments

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple in... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, August 10, 2018      18 comments

An elderly man in Louisiana owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One ... Read more
Who is right???????
Wednesday, August 08, 2018      13 comments

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, "You are in char... Read more
Little Johnny.....
Tuesday, August 07, 2018      6 comments

Little Johnny went to Sunday school one Sunday. The lesson for the day was from Genesis. "God opened up Adam's side, took a rib from him, and created Eve from it," was what really struck Johnny. Later, that afternoon, Johnny started feel... Read more
Courtroom Comedy.....
Monday, August 06, 2018      5 comments

These are from a book called "Disorder In The Court" and are things people said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were taking place. Q: Are y... Read more
Friday Funny!!
Friday, August 03, 2018      14 comments

The game show contestant was only 200 points behind the leader and about to answer the final question - worth 500 points! "To be today's champion," the show's smiling host intoned, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The contestant, a man ... Read more
When Grandma goes to court.......
Thursday, August 02, 2018      10 comments

Lawyers should never ask a Grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial in Mississippi, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand... a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approach... Read more
BEWARE.......Another Blonde Joke
Wednesday, August 01, 2018      11 comments

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!' The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!' The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' ... Read more
Warning......It's a Blonde joke. If you're easily offended, please don't read.
Tuesday, July 31, 2018      12 comments

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. 'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.' The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her... Read more
God loves drunk people too.
Sunday, July 29, 2018      7 comments

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:0... Read more

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