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Einstein goes to a conference....
Monday, September 03, 2018      6 comments

On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him: "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!" The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though... Read more
My 3 wishes....
Sunday, September 02, 2018      6 comments

The waitress asks for their orders. The guy says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be... Read more
I need water........
Saturday, September 01, 2018      7 comments

A fleeing Taliban fighter, desperate for water, was lost in the Afghanistan desert, when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards ‘the object' only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand s... Read more
A Little Tap....
Friday, August 31, 2018      7 comments

An Uber passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window. For a second everything went qui... Read more
The Magic Trick.....
Thursday, August 30, 2018      4 comments

Two broke and hungry best friends, Dave and John, go to a pastry shop. Dave suddenly whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice. He says to John, "See how clever I am? You'll never beat that!" ... Read more
The Genie.....
Wednesday, August 29, 2018      8 comments

A man finds an ancient oil lamp and out comes an all powerful genie. Genie: "You have 3 wishes." Man: "I don't know, I've seen this before. Whatever I wish for will come back and bite me in some way." Genie: "I promise that won't ... Read more
Hot Dogs in America......
Tuesday, August 28, 2018      6 comments

Two immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the ... Read more
A dog & a lion....
Monday, August 27, 2018      7 comments

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as ... Read more
One kiss per yard....
Friday, August 24, 2018      12 comments

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for my new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk on his face. "That's fi... Read more
Thursday Humor.....
Thursday, August 23, 2018      13 comments

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. 'One for you, one for me,... Read more
Wednesday Computer Humor
Wednesday, August 22, 2018      13 comments

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called David, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. David clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away,... Read more
Great Truths That Adults Have Learned........
Tuesday, August 21, 2018      4 comments

GREAT TRUTHS... THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that h... Read more
Happiness humor......
Monday, August 20, 2018      7 comments

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking." The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on... Read more
Resurrected Rabbit........
Sunday, August 19, 2018      8 comments

Resurrected Rabbit... A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, bein... Read more
Great Truths........
Saturday, August 18, 2018      2 comments

GREAT TRUTHS... THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always ... Read more

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