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Monday Funny.
Monday, September 24, 2018      11 comments

80,000 Blondes Meet For A 'Blondes Are Not Stupid' Convention The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and ... Read more
A Man Hates His Wife's Cat, So He Decides To Get Rid Of It
Friday, September 21, 2018      12 comments

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive th... Read more
An Old Man Forgets His Name At The Pearly Gates
Thursday, September 20, 2018      6 comments

An Old Man Forgets His Name At The Pearly Gates An old man has been standing in line at the pearly gates for so long, when he gets to the front, he can't remember his name for St. Peter to look up in the Big Book. Peter doesn't know... Read more
"Hump Day" Funny!
Wednesday, September 19, 2018      9 comments

Bob left work one Friday evening. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his friends and spending his entire wages. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronte... Read more
Tuesday Giggle.
Tuesday, September 18, 2018      5 comments

The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?" The other guy says, "No. H... Read more
Monday Funny.
Monday, September 17, 2018      8 comments

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he ... Read more
There is no lieutenant.
Sunday, September 16, 2018      6 comments

A major arrives at a remote post. "Where's your lieutenant?" he asks a private. "Sir, there isn't a lieutenant assigned to this post." "I was told there was." "No, sir, no lieutenant here." "I'm pretty sure there is." Th... Read more
Saturday Giggle
Saturday, September 15, 2018      6 comments

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A Gorilla Walks Into A Bar
Friday, September 14, 2018      11 comments

A gorilla goes into a bar and orders a martini. This totally amazes the bartender, but he thinks, "What the heck, I guess I might as well make the drink." So he mixes the martini. He then walks back over to the give it to the gorilla, and the an... Read more
The Pastor's Sermon
Thursday, September 13, 2018      6 comments

"In preparation for my sermon next week, I want you all to read Mark chapter 17. You are dismissed." So next week everybody comes back to church. After singing a few hymns, the pastor comes to the pulpit. "How many read Mark chapter 17 like... Read more
Wednesday Funny!
Wednesday, September 12, 2018      6 comments

My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and a movie. Having been burglarized in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrive... Read more
A Man In The Hospital
Tuesday, September 11, 2018      7 comments

A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and... Read more
An atheist was walking through the woods.
Monday, September 10, 2018      7 comments

An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. ... Read more
Sunday Funny!
Sunday, September 09, 2018      9 comments

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Your Saturday Giggle.....
Saturday, September 08, 2018      8 comments

I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my wife, "Where's the rake?" She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?" I point... Read more

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