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Friday Funny!
Friday, October 05, 2018      13 comments

A student goes to talk to his professor about the grade on his exam. He walks up and says, "What is this? Why did you give me an 80?" The professor looks at the exam again, "Yep, an 80 is what you deserve." The student takes the exam b... Read more
Thursday Giggle.
Thursday, October 04, 2018      10 comments

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?" The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me." T... Read more
Wednesday Laugh....
Wednesday, October 03, 2018      5 comments

The crusty Navy Master Chief noticed a new face and barked at him, "Get over here! What's your name, sailor?" "John," the new seaman replied. "Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they're teaching sailors in boot c... Read more
Tuesday Funny!
Tuesday, October 02, 2018      11 comments

A burglar broke into a home. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you." Thinking it was his imagination, he continued his search. Again, he hears: "Jesus is watching you." He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot ... Read more
Monday Silly.
Monday, October 01, 2018      10 comments

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in r... Read more
Sunday Sillies.
Sunday, September 30, 2018      10 comments

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Saturday Humor.
Saturday, September 29, 2018      12 comments

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; ... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, September 28, 2018      8 comments

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Thursday Funny.
Thursday, September 27, 2018      11 comments

So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenit... Read more
Wednesday Humor.
Wednesday, September 26, 2018      15 comments

On His 70th Birthday, He Received A Gift Certificate From His Wife The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuad... Read more
Tuesday Laugh.
Tuesday, September 25, 2018      8 comments

My boss pulled up to work with his sweet new sports car this morning and I complimented him on it. He stepped out of his car, put his hand on my shoulder and replied, "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours... Read more
Monday Funny.
Monday, September 24, 2018      11 comments

80,000 Blondes Meet For A 'Blondes Are Not Stupid' Convention The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and ... Read more
A Man Hates His Wife's Cat, So He Decides To Get Rid Of It
Friday, September 21, 2018      12 comments

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive th... Read more
An Old Man Forgets His Name At The Pearly Gates
Thursday, September 20, 2018      6 comments

An Old Man Forgets His Name At The Pearly Gates An old man has been standing in line at the pearly gates for so long, when he gets to the front, he can't remember his name for St. Peter to look up in the Big Book. Peter doesn't know... Read more
"Hump Day" Funny!
Wednesday, September 19, 2018      9 comments

Bob left work one Friday evening. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his friends and spending his entire wages. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronte... Read more

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