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Monday Funny
Monday, October 29, 2018      10 comments

Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new Colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the Colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the p... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, October 27, 2018      12 comments

A married couple takes their son to the circus. After a while the father gets up to get some popcorn. While he is away the little boy notices something hanging down between the elephants legs. "Mommy, what is that hanging down on the elepha... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, October 26, 2018      13 comments

It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious gentleman asked what he was doing. ... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, October 25, 2018      9 comments

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Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, October 23, 2018      12 comments

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. "I'd like to be eight again..." she replied, still... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, October 22, 2018      9 comments

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.... Read more
Sunday Silly
Sunday, October 21, 2018      8 comments

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Friday Funny!
Friday, October 19, 2018      7 comments

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Thursday Funny
Thursday, October 18, 2018      12 comments

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died." Chuck rep... Read more
Wednesday Funny.
Wednesday, October 17, 2018      9 comments

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Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, October 16, 2018      12 comments

A woman is sitting at a bar enjoying a drink with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome man enters. He is so striking that the woman can not take her eyes off him. The man notices her overly attentive stares and walks directl... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, October 15, 2018      12 comments

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Edna always replied, "I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bu... Read more
Saturday Funny.
Saturday, October 13, 2018      9 comments

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor to have a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man re... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, October 12, 2018      12 comments

A policeman knocked on my door this morning, but I just locked it and sat there in complete silence. After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I just continued to ignore it. The knocks got louder and more frequent but I was determined not to m... Read more
Thursday Funny.
Thursday, October 11, 2018      16 comments

A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot cocoa in front of him. He appears to be deep in... Read more

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