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Friday Funny
Friday, November 09, 2018      14 comments

A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. "Be careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my GOSH!" The wife, startled at her husband's violent react... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, November 08, 2018      14 comments

A blind man sits down at the bar and figures he'll break the ice with the bartender by asking "Wanna hear a blond joke?" In a hushed voice, a man beside him says "Before you tell that joke, you should know our bartender IS blonde, our bounc... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, November 07, 2018      14 comments

After 30 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of ... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, November 06, 2018      18 comments

A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo, right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable. However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far, and they cannot afford to go a day without it. So... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, November 05, 2018      8 comments

Fred feared his wife Rhonda wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple inf... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, November 04, 2018      9 comments

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Friday Funny
Friday, November 02, 2018      10 comments

A homeless man knocks on a woman's door. "Think you could spare a few bucks? Maybe some food?" The woman thinks to herself for a few seconds, then says, "You could do some handy work around here. I'll give you $30 if you paint my porch... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, November 01, 2018      12 comments

Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around the grocery store when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." ... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, October 31, 2018      12 comments

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old. My name is Mary, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma on the wall, w... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, October 30, 2018      16 comments

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor. He performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the ri... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, October 29, 2018      10 comments

Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new Colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the Colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the p... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, October 27, 2018      12 comments

A married couple takes their son to the circus. After a while the father gets up to get some popcorn. While he is away the little boy notices something hanging down between the elephants legs. "Mommy, what is that hanging down on the elepha... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, October 26, 2018      13 comments

It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious gentleman asked what he was doing. ... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, October 25, 2018      9 comments

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Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, October 23, 2018      12 comments

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. "I'd like to be eight again..." she replied, still... Read more

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