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Sunday Funny
Sunday, December 02, 2018      11 comments

A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his t... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, December 01, 2018      9 comments

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it... Read more
Friday Funny
Friday, November 30, 2018      8 comments

Four guys have been going to the same Golfing trip to St Andrews for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Jack's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they ... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, November 29, 2018      11 comments

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. "Ok, ok, I was... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, November 27, 2018      12 comments

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, November 26, 2018      14 comments

A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?" The fa... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, November 25, 2018      12 comments

One of them spots a hole in the ground that looks unusually deep. He picks up a rock and throws it in the hole, and never hears it hit the bottom. "Try something heavier", the other man suggests. They find a rusty old anvil nearby, pick it ... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, November 24, 2018      16 comments

A rich couple was going out for the evening. The lady of the house decided to give the butler, Throckmorton, the night off. She said they would be home very late and he should just enjoy his evening. As it turned out, the wife didn't h... Read more
"Hump" Day Funny
Wednesday, November 21, 2018      10 comments

A bank robber wanted to keep his identity a secret, but he forgot to bring his mask. He told everyone in the bank not to look at him or he would shoot them. One foolhardy customer sneaked a look, and the bank robber did what he said he wou... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, November 20, 2018      12 comments

There was a lady in her 90s who became a sort of local celebrity because she had recently gotten married. The local news station decided to interview her. The interviewer asked questions like how it was to be a newlywed in her 90s. "This is... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, November 18, 2018      13 comments

A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan. The banker asks, "Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?" The woman says, "Yes, of course. I'll use my Rolls Royce... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, November 17, 2018      8 comments

On his death bed, an old Jewish man says to his wife... "Oh, Sarah, when the shop burned down you were right beside me, no?" "Sure I was Moshe," his wife replied. "When the Nazis drove us out of our beloved Deutschland you were be... Read more
Friday Funny
Friday, November 16, 2018      15 comments

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks up the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers". He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he"ll be there in 30 minutes. The gorilla rem... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, November 15, 2018      12 comments

A married man, Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after a night out drinking with the boys. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to ope... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, November 13, 2018      13 comments

One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and before you could snap your fingers it exploded into flames and the alarm went out to the volunteer fire departments from miles around. When the voluntee... Read more

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