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Thursday Funny
Thursday, December 20, 2018      12 comments

Passengers on a small plane are waiting for the flight to leave. They're getting a little impatient, but the airport staff assures them the pilots will be there soon, and then the flight can take off. Finally the entrance opens, and two men... Read more
Wednesday Funny.
Wednesday, December 19, 2018      13 comments

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individ... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, December 18, 2018      15 comments

Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen. But after a good long wait she finally went downstairs to inves... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, December 17, 2018      18 comments

A young man stood before St. Peter who tells him "Son, to let you into Heaven you must tell me one good thing you've done on Earth" The guy thinks for a moment and replies "Well, I saw some bikers out in front of a bar harassing a girl. So ... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, December 14, 2018      18 comments

A doctor and an engineer entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking around, the doctor stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the doctor said to engineer, "Man! I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, December 13, 2018      15 comments

There were four University sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an A so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, afte... Read more
Wednesday Funny.
Wednesday, December 12, 2018      14 comments

A 5 year-old girl goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her grandfather. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room. "Grandpa, Grandpa!!" she says excitedly, "as soon as my mother ... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, December 11, 2018      7 comments

Bill works in a machine shop. One day he gets into an accident at work. He leans in too close to a piece of machinery and it chops off his arm. Bob rushes over to help. He puts Bill's arm in a plastic bag and takes him to the hospital. An hour l... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, December 10, 2018      13 comments

A recently divorced man, heartbroken and down on his luck, comes across a magical genie lamp. Thinking his luck has finally changed, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie. "I am an all and powerful genie. You get three wishes, but I must te... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, December 09, 2018      10 comments

A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any ... Read more
Friday Funny
Friday, December 07, 2018      21 comments

A married couple got into an accident and the husband's face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the o... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, December 06, 2018      16 comments

A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed , and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a l... Read more
Wednesday Funny.
Wednesday, December 05, 2018      13 comments

Billy's father picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the acting roles for the school play were being posted that day, he asked Billy if he got a part. Billy enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, December 04, 2018      12 comments

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3AM, a bit loaded, I headed home. Just as I go... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, December 03, 2018      11 comments

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also a blonde. The officer asked to see the lady's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting pr... Read more

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