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Friday Funny!
Friday, January 18, 2019      16 comments

Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day, when they pass by a pub. Mike looks at his friend John and says “Let’s go in there for a quick drink.” John replies with, “They won’t let us in with our dogs.” “Sure they will, ju... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, January 17, 2019      16 comments

Two farmers, John and Henry, were sitting around talking about their day when John notices a pig with a wooden leg hobbling across the front yard. He turned to his friend and asks, "Henry, why does that pig have a wooden leg?" "Well, John, ... Read more
Wednesday Funny.
Wednesday, January 16, 2019      10 comments

Tom and Matt were best of friends, they played football every single week for nearly 50 years. As they were getting older, they had an argument about whether people play football in heaven. So they agreed that whoever dies first will c... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, January 15, 2019      10 comments

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could ... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, January 14, 2019      15 comments

During a visit to the local mental institute, John asked the Director during a tour how to determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "It's simple actually," said the Director. "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a Tea... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, January 13, 2019      13 comments

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky ... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, January 12, 2019      8 comments

An 86 year-old man is out fishing. He was sitting in his boat when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up!" He looked around and did not see any one. He thought he was dreaming until he heard the voice again. "Pick me up." The old man ... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, January 11, 2019      12 comments

A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone when it comes to pure strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workers at the job site. After several minutes of ranting, the older ... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, January 05, 2019      9 comments

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for only $15... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, January 04, 2019      13 comments

A state trooper pulled over a car going just 19 miles per hour on the highway. As the officer approached the car, he noticed it was two elderly women and they both looked very pale and wide-eyed. "Good afternoon ladies. Do you know why I am... Read more
Wednesday Funny.
Wednesday, January 02, 2019      10 comments

A biker was riding along the beach when suddenly the sky formed clouds above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "You have been very faithful to me, so I will grant you one wish." Stunned and confused, the biker pulled over, lo... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, December 31, 2018      12 comments

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom, but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'I'm doin... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, December 27, 2018      11 comments

A young blonde was on vacation in the swamps of Louisiana. She really wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes to bring back for her boyfriend but didn't want to pay the high prices the local stores were charging. After becoming very frustr... Read more
Wednesday Funny.
Wednesday, December 26, 2018      9 comments

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner. A local politician and member of the congregation was to give a speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say a few words while they waited. "I got my first impressio... Read more
Christmas Funny
Tuesday, December 25, 2018      14 comments

On his 60th birthday, Jeff bought himself a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he r... Read more

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