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Sunday Funny
Sunday, February 03, 2019      12 comments

Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Later, Barry wa... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, February 02, 2019      13 comments

n Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when a highway patrol officer stopped her. "I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken, and it could be dangerous." ... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, February 01, 2019      12 comments

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wa... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, January 31, 2019      11 comments

HOW TO STOP A CHURCH GOSSIP: Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but fe... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, January 29, 2019      15 comments

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking." The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on ha... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, January 28, 2019      14 comments

Occasionally, airline attendants and pilots make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here is a real example that has been reported: From a Southwest Airlines employee: “... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, January 27, 2019      12 comments

Recently a large seminar was held for ministers in training. Among the guests were many well-known motivational speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were sp... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, January 26, 2019      13 comments

There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. ... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, January 25, 2019      21 comments

A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the damn ball!" The guy an... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, January 24, 2019      14 comments

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Wednesday Funny.
Wednesday, January 23, 2019      14 comments

A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died. All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in. The German shepherd says: "I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master." "Good," says God. "Then s... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, January 22, 2019      6 comments

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called David, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. David clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away,... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, January 21, 2019      10 comments

Reaching the end of an extensive job interview, the HR person asked a young Engineer fresh out of college, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The engineering graduate said, "In the range of $100,000 - 125,000 a year, depending... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, January 20, 2019      7 comments

"In preparation for my sermon next week, I want you all to read Mark chapter 17. You are dismissed." So next week everybody comes back to church. After singing a few hymns, the pastor comes to the pulpit. "How many read Mark chapter 17 like... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, January 19, 2019      7 comments

A pirate walked into a bar and sat down for a drink. The bartender asked, "Gee you look awful, are you feeling okay?" "I feel fine, why do you ask?," said the pirate. "Well your leg is half missing, you have a wooden peg leg!" ... Read more

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