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Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, February 19, 2019      13 comments

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish" "Me first! Me first!" says the administr... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, February 18, 2019      19 comments

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks, "What for?" She says, " I want to kill my husband." He says, "Sorry, I can't do that." She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband ... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, February 17, 2019      15 comments

Three knuckleheads died in a car accident and landed in heaven together. God addressed the first one, "Before you are allowed to enter heaven you must answer a question. What can you tell me about Easter?" The first one looked puzzled ... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, February 16, 2019      14 comments

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sa... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, February 15, 2019      12 comments

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Too many deer were being hit ... Read more
Valentine Funny
Thursday, February 14, 2019      16 comments

I asked my friend if he'd bought his wife a gift for Valentine's Day. He's a bit of a chauvinist pig so he surprised me when he replied, "Yeah, I've got her a belt and a bag." I said, "That's very thoughtful of you. I hope she apprecia... Read more
Wednesday Funny.
Wednesday, February 13, 2019      15 comments

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's c... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, February 12, 2019      11 comments

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor... "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." Then he addressed Tom, "Can you name your wif... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, February 11, 2019      15 comments

As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load." The truc... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, February 10, 2019      10 comments

After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he. "I don't understand," he complained to God. "I devoted my entire life to my congregation." "Our policy here in hea... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, February 09, 2019      10 comments

Teacher Applicant After being interviewed by the school administration, the teaching prospect said, "Let me see if I've got this right... You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe the... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, February 08, 2019      10 comments

Prior to the invasion of Iraq, the Pentagon announced the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tenne... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, February 07, 2019      11 comments

IDIOT SIGHTING: When my wife and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side ... Read more
Wednesday Funny.
Wednesday, February 06, 2019      15 comments

God asked Adam, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. So, God said he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. God said, "This person will gather food for you, and when you discove... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, February 05, 2019      11 comments

Lying in the hospital bed, a dying man began to flail about and make motions as if he would like to speak. The priest, keeping watch at the side of his bed, leaned quietly over and asked, "Do you have something you would like to say?" The m... Read more

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