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Thursday Funny
Thursday, March 07, 2019      16 comments

A teacher was teaching evolution to her class. She asked one little boy: TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
 TOMMY : Yes. 
TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
 TOMMY : Yes.
 TEACHER : Go outsi... Read more
Wednesday Funny.
Wednesday, March 06, 2019      11 comments

A vacum cleaner salesman knocked on my door. Before I spoke, he tipped a bucket of dog poop over my carpet and said, "If this vacum doesn't remove every trace of it, I will personally eat what's left." I replied, "I hope you're hungry,... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, March 05, 2019      13 comments

Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves. One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helped kids overcome their ... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, March 04, 2019      13 comments

IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it'safe to cross the street. I was crossing with a co-worker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, March 03, 2019      19 comments

God is sitting in heaven when a scientist says to Him... "God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing - in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning." "Oh, is that so? T... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, March 02, 2019      12 comments

A husband & wife were grocery shopping. He picks up a case of beer and puts it in the cart. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife. T... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, March 01, 2019      15 comments

Sex and Grammar On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. A... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, February 28, 2019      15 comments

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by acceleratin... Read more
Wednesday Funny.
Wednesday, February 27, 2019      17 comments

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, w... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, February 26, 2019      15 comments

Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on t... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, February 25, 2019      14 comments

The DNA Test After 3 years, a wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents. Wife: "Honey, I have something very seriou... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, February 24, 2019      15 comments

Jesus And Satan Are Arguing Over Who Is Better On The Computer They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will ... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, February 23, 2019      12 comments

Three brothers, ages 92, 94 & 96, live together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, February 22, 2019      12 comments

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was shining, no clouds in the sky,... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, February 21, 2019      20 comments

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss."The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues,"When we go in for breakfast, I'm... Read more

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