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Wednesday Funny.
Wednesday, March 20, 2019      15 comments

A Policeman Is Interrogating 3 Men Who Are Training To Become Detectives To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, March 19, 2019      20 comments

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Monday Funny
Monday, March 18, 2019      19 comments

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Sunday Funny
Sunday, March 17, 2019      23 comments

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders two pints of beer. The bartender says he can only serve drinks one at a time. The Irishman replies “See, here’s the thing. I grew up on a farm in Ireland with my brother, and every day after we were done... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, March 16, 2019      19 comments

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Friday Funny!
Friday, March 15, 2019      20 comments

A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, is to say "Hallelujah!" and the only way to make the do... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, March 14, 2019      22 comments

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Wednesday Funny.
Wednesday, March 13, 2019      18 comments

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, ... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, March 12, 2019      16 comments

School Answering Machine Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your child's school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all options before making a selection: To stretch ... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, March 11, 2019      14 comments

A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe so she had an idea of how to handle... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, March 10, 2019      15 comments

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Saturday Funny
Saturday, March 09, 2019      10 comments

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-30, ... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, March 08, 2019      17 comments

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Thursday Funny
Thursday, March 07, 2019      16 comments

A teacher was teaching evolution to her class. She asked one little boy: TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
 TOMMY : Yes. 
TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
 TOMMY : Yes.
 TEACHER : Go outsi... Read more
Wednesday Funny.
Wednesday, March 06, 2019      11 comments

A vacum cleaner salesman knocked on my door. Before I spoke, he tipped a bucket of dog poop over my carpet and said, "If this vacum doesn't remove every trace of it, I will personally eat what's left." I replied, "I hope you're hungry,... Read more

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