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Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, April 09, 2019      20 comments

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple in... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, April 08, 2019      14 comments

A rich man was trying to find his daughter a birthday gift when he saw a poor man with a beautiful white horse. He told the man that he would give him $500 for the horse. The poor man replied, "I don't know mister, it don't look so good," ... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, April 07, 2019      16 comments

Two American men are touring Europe, and are scheduled to arrive in France Sunday afternoon. However, they arrived several hours early, and had little to do on Sunday morning while everything was closed. "Well," one says to the other, point... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, April 06, 2019      14 comments

A Russian scientist and a Czech scientist had spent their lives studying the grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study the bears. Finally their request was granted and t... Read more
Friday Funny
Friday, April 05, 2019      17 comments

Two hunters, who were professors at Georgia Tech, hired a pilot , who was a University of Tennessee grad, to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged four. As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells ... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, April 04, 2019      20 comments

There once was a man and a woman who had been married for more than 60 years. They talked about everything. They kept no secrets from each other... except that the old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she cautioned her husband ... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, April 03, 2019      19 comments

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. "You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six flo... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, April 02, 2019      20 comments

An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas , leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. ... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, April 01, 2019      15 comments

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him wha... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, March 31, 2019      14 comments

Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven. "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth you will enter heaven, but if you lie ... hell is waiting for you," God told them. To the first man God asked, "How m... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, March 30, 2019      15 comments

A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stomped her foot and went back inside. The man thought ''how weird.'' A... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, March 29, 2019      14 comments

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP!… BUMP!… BUMP!… Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the stre... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, March 28, 2019      12 comments

LITTLE JOHNNY: Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'" Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"... Read more
Wednesday Funny.
Wednesday, March 27, 2019      19 comments

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, March 26, 2019      17 comments

A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The judge asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the judge asks the woman first. She says, "Wel... Read more

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