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Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, April 24, 2019      14 comments

A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather. While eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he notices his plate isn't clean. So he says, "Grandfather, are these plates clean?" His grandfather replies, "Those plates are ... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, April 23, 2019      14 comments

A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up an... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, April 22, 2019      25 comments

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Sunday Funny
Sunday, April 21, 2019      17 comments

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy mother," she asked, "is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothe... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, April 20, 2019      18 comments

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that ... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, April 19, 2019      16 comments

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled ... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, April 18, 2019      17 comments

The Sunday School lesson for the first graders was on the plan of salvation. The teacher asked, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?" "No!" all the childr... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, April 17, 2019      15 comments

In case you may be considering doing some camping this spring or summer, please note the following public service announcement: In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country. The bells warn ... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, April 16, 2019      15 comments

When Grandpa and Billy entered their vacation cabin, they kept the lights off until they were inside to keep from attracting insects. Still, a few fireflies followed them in. Noticing them before Grandpa did, Billy whispered, ‘It’s no use, Grand... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, April 15, 2019      14 comments

HAVE A HOLIDAY "HO-HO-HO!" This guy goes into his dentist's office, because something is wrong with his mouth. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, "Holy Smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearl... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, April 14, 2019      14 comments

The loaded mini-van pulled into the only remaining campsite. Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the girls and their mother set up the camp ... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, April 13, 2019      14 comments

Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Me too," said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch." They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate... Read more
Friday Funny
Friday, April 12, 2019      16 comments

Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something. They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them. Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes. The second man... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, April 11, 2019      16 comments

One day, in line at the cafeteria, Bob says to Stanley, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, Bob, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Stan replies. There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart.... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, April 10, 2019      17 comments

A young woman named Jessie received a parrot as a gift many years ago. Over time the parrot developed an extremely bad attitude. It got to the point that every word out of the bird's mouth was rude and obnoxious. Jessie tried and tried to c... Read more

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