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Saturday Funny
Saturday, April 20, 2019      18 comments

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that ... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, April 19, 2019      16 comments

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled ... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, April 18, 2019      17 comments

The Sunday School lesson for the first graders was on the plan of salvation. The teacher asked, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?" "No!" all the childr... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, April 17, 2019      15 comments

In case you may be considering doing some camping this spring or summer, please note the following public service announcement: In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking in bear country. The bells warn ... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, April 16, 2019      15 comments

When Grandpa and Billy entered their vacation cabin, they kept the lights off until they were inside to keep from attracting insects. Still, a few fireflies followed them in. Noticing them before Grandpa did, Billy whispered, ‘It’s no use, Grand... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, April 15, 2019      14 comments

HAVE A HOLIDAY "HO-HO-HO!" This guy goes into his dentist's office, because something is wrong with his mouth. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, "Holy Smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearl... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, April 14, 2019      14 comments

The loaded mini-van pulled into the only remaining campsite. Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the girls and their mother set up the camp ... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, April 13, 2019      14 comments

Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one. "Me too," said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch." They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate... Read more
Friday Funny
Friday, April 12, 2019      16 comments

Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something. They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them. Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes. The second man... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, April 11, 2019      16 comments

One day, in line at the cafeteria, Bob says to Stanley, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, Bob, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Stan replies. There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart.... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, April 10, 2019      17 comments

A young woman named Jessie received a parrot as a gift many years ago. Over time the parrot developed an extremely bad attitude. It got to the point that every word out of the bird's mouth was rude and obnoxious. Jessie tried and tried to c... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, April 09, 2019      20 comments

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple in... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, April 08, 2019      14 comments

A rich man was trying to find his daughter a birthday gift when he saw a poor man with a beautiful white horse. He told the man that he would give him $500 for the horse. The poor man replied, "I don't know mister, it don't look so good," ... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, April 07, 2019      16 comments

Two American men are touring Europe, and are scheduled to arrive in France Sunday afternoon. However, they arrived several hours early, and had little to do on Sunday morning while everything was closed. "Well," one says to the other, point... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, April 06, 2019      14 comments

A Russian scientist and a Czech scientist had spent their lives studying the grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study the bears. Finally their request was granted and t... Read more

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