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Saturday Funny
Saturday, May 04, 2019      14 comments

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, May 03, 2019      18 comments

Pastor Dave Charlton tells us, "After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety seven-year old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet. About half way through the se... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, May 02, 2019      21 comments

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was? The... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, May 01, 2019      15 comments

Bugs Bunny was shopping at the supermarket and a sales assistant said to him: “If you can tell me what 19,866 times 10,543 is, we’ll give you free carrots for life.” Immediately, Bugs responded: “209,447,238”. 
 The sales assistant was... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, April 30, 2019      19 comments

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. ... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, April 29, 2019      17 comments

One day, in line at the cafeteria, Bob says to Stanley, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, Bob, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Stan replies. There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart.... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, April 28, 2019      14 comments

After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up." The mother replied, "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?" "Well," said the lit... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, April 27, 2019      22 comments

5 Surgeons The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because, when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electrici... Read more
Friday Funny
Friday, April 26, 2019      18 comments

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Thursday Funny
Thursday, April 25, 2019      16 comments

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, April 24, 2019      14 comments

A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather. While eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he notices his plate isn't clean. So he says, "Grandfather, are these plates clean?" His grandfather replies, "Those plates are ... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, April 23, 2019      14 comments

A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up an... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, April 22, 2019      25 comments

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Sunday Funny
Sunday, April 21, 2019      17 comments

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy mother," she asked, "is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothe... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, April 20, 2019      18 comments

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that ... Read more

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