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Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, May 28, 2019      16 comments

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Monday Funny
Monday, May 27, 2019      22 comments

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Sunday Funny
Sunday, May 26, 2019      18 comments

Reverend to his congregation: "We have good news and bad news. The bad news is that the roof needs repairing. The good news is that we have the money to pay for it." (appreciative murmers all round) Reverend: "The extra bad news is t... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, May 25, 2019      15 comments

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, sh... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, May 24, 2019      16 comments

PREGNANCY Q & A Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm 2 months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to de... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, May 23, 2019      20 comments

A 4-year-old boy who was asked to return thanks before Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Da... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, May 22, 2019      16 comments

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. Pastor Mike was looking at the nativity scene outside when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from the figures. Immediately, Pastor Mike turned towards the church to call the p... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, May 21, 2019      18 comments

A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher. "I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bic... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, May 20, 2019      16 comments

An eight year old girl went to the office with her father on "Take Your Kid To Work Day." As they were walking around the office, the young girl started crying and getting very cranky. Her father asked what was wrong with her. As the s... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, May 19, 2019      24 comments

Four worms were placed in four seperate test tubes: 1st one in beer. 2nd one in wine. 3rd one in whiskey. 4th one in mineral water. The next day, the teacher shows the results. The 1st worm in beer, dead. The 2nd in wine, ... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, May 18, 2019      12 comments

This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve be... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, May 17, 2019      20 comments

Two ninety-one year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives It seems that Sam is dying of cancer, and Moe comes to visit him every day. "Sam," says Moe, "You know how we have both loved baseball all our lives, and how we pl... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, May 16, 2019      20 comments

It seems that a young man volunteered for Navy service during World War II. He had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to Pensacola, Florida, skipping boot camp. The very first day at Pensacola he solos and is the best ... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, May 15, 2019      20 comments

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, "You are in char... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, May 14, 2019      19 comments

After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for an orientation session. They are all asked the same question: "When you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" ... Read more

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