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Sunday Funny
Sunday, June 09, 2019      18 comments

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, June 08, 2019      21 comments

ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES: Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial institution, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, y... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, June 07, 2019      29 comments

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Thursday Funny
Thursday, June 06, 2019      17 comments

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper c... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, June 05, 2019      20 comments

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium pay... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, June 03, 2019      17 comments

One One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, June 02, 2019      14 comments

An Irishman with a bad leg hobbled into a restaurant one afternoon. He painfully sat down at a booth and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodd... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, June 01, 2019      13 comments

When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundr... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, May 31, 2019      22 comments

A woman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when she sees a Navajo woman hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, she stops the car and the Navajo woman climbs in. 

During their small talk, the Navajo woman glances sur... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, May 30, 2019      19 comments

I was in Wal-Mart one day, buying a large bag of Purina for our dog. While I was in line, to check out, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog... Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby, so on impulse I told her, "No, I'm starting 'The Purina Diet'... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, May 29, 2019      12 comments

CHILDREN'S PRAYERS: A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer "Dear Harold," At this, dad interrupted and said, "Wait a minute, "How come you called God, Harold? The little boy looked up and said, "That's what they call Him in churc... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, May 28, 2019      16 comments

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Monday Funny
Monday, May 27, 2019      22 comments

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Sunday Funny
Sunday, May 26, 2019      18 comments

Reverend to his congregation: "We have good news and bad news. The bad news is that the roof needs repairing. The good news is that we have the money to pay for it." (appreciative murmers all round) Reverend: "The extra bad news is t... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, May 25, 2019      15 comments

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, sh... Read more

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