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Sunday Funny
Sunday, June 23, 2019      15 comments

There was an atheist living next door to an old woman who was a Christian. Everyday he could hear her praying and praising God for all of the things He had done for her. One day the old woman fell on hard times and she had no food in her h... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, June 22, 2019      14 comments

A college drama group presented a play in which one character would stand on a trapdoor and announce, "I descend into hell!" A stagehand below would then pull a rope, the trapdoor would open, and the character would plunge through. The play... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, June 21, 2019      18 comments

An elderly American couple went on holiday to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker explained to the husband that "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $15... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, June 20, 2019      20 comments

Don't know if I used this one before, but if it's still funny. Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of he... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, June 19, 2019      10 comments

A priest dies and goes to heaven. There, he is met by a reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available. He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of ... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, June 18, 2019      17 comments

After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle man departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet his wife the next day at the conclusion of her business trip to Minneapolis. They were looking forward to pleasa... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, June 17, 2019      16 comments

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Sunday Funny
Sunday, June 16, 2019      17 comments

NOT AFRAID A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampli... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, June 15, 2019      16 comments

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a ... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, June 14, 2019      21 comments

Occasionally, airline attendants and pilots make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: “Weather at our destinati... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, June 13, 2019      26 comments

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Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, June 12, 2019      19 comments

God's Problem Now His wife's graveside service was just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little, old m... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, June 11, 2019      15 comments

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin aged 5, and Ryan, aged 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, "Let my b... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, June 10, 2019      18 comments

Creative use of ear buds & USB plug. LMBO!!... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, June 09, 2019      18 comments

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again... Read more

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