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Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, July 09, 2019      17 comments

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After approximately 15 minutes, she taps him on... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, July 08, 2019      23 comments

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Sunday Funny
Sunday, July 07, 2019      16 comments

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Saturday Funny
Saturday, July 06, 2019      18 comments

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Friday Funny!
Friday, July 05, 2019      15 comments

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her an... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, July 04, 2019      19 comments

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questiioningly. "That was my pager," sh... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, July 03, 2019      19 comments

Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing! Father: Really, what? Boy: That the potato should go in the front.... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, July 02, 2019      18 comments

Paul Newman founded the 'Hole in the Wall Gang Camp' for children stricken with cancer, AIDS, and blood diseases. One afternoon, he and is wife, Joanne Woodward, stopped by to have lunch with the kids. A counselor at a nearby table, su... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, July 01, 2019      11 comments

Three Men Die & Go To Hell: "Surely we weren't that bad?" they ask themselves. "There has to be something we can do to get out of here." Satan suddenly appears and says "Oh, but there is! Withstand ten whippings from my trusty whip her... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, June 29, 2019      16 comments

On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "Th... Read more
Friday Funny
Friday, June 28, 2019      18 comments

Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted. After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, June 27, 2019      19 comments

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't hav... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, June 26, 2019      20 comments

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small t... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, June 25, 2019      24 comments

On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson innocently said to my son, "Dad, I know babies come from mommies' tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?" After my son hemmed and hawed awhile, my grandson finally s... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, June 24, 2019      17 comments

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, "My father's a farme... Read more

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