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Saturday Funny
Saturday, August 10, 2019      13 comments

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Friday Funny!
Friday, August 09, 2019      16 comments

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Thursday Funny
Thursday, August 08, 2019      16 comments

BLONDE WEIGHS A BABY PreviousNext A blonde calls a pharmacy to ask if she needs an infant scale to weigh a baby. The clerk explains that many mothers figure out an infant's weight by weighing themselves while holding the baby on an adult sca... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, August 07, 2019      23 comments

BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!' The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!' The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, August 06, 2019      18 comments

Bob left work one Friday evening. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his friends and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confro... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, August 05, 2019      14 comments

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Sunday Funny
Sunday, August 04, 2019      15 comments

In the backwoods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hol... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, August 02, 2019      19 comments

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven." Mary answers, "He's in my heart." Litt... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, August 01, 2019      23 comments

An elderly woman had just returned to her home, from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of it's valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38 (Repent and be baptized, i... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, July 31, 2019      19 comments

A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband. The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it. It was her husband. He says, "How's the new cell phone?" She replied, "Great...but how did you know I was at... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, July 30, 2019      16 comments

A Conversation With A Scammer Me: "Hello." NOT-Microsoft support: "Hello. This is Bob Bobson from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity from your device." Me: "Oh no. My device? Are you sure?" NOT-Mic... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, July 29, 2019      18 comments

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, July 28, 2019      18 comments

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Saturday Funny
Saturday, July 27, 2019      14 comments

A young guy from North Carolina moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in Nor... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, July 26, 2019      20 comments

Two rednecks walk down a dirt path. One man has a big sack over his shoulder. The other man asks what's in the sack. The first man says, "I got me some chickens for dinner tonight." The other man asks how many chickens are in the sack.... Read more

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