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Sunday Funny
Sunday, August 25, 2019      15 comments

Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, August 24, 2019      20 comments

They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband had scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, August 23, 2019      16 comments

TODAY I DECIDED TO CAUSE TROUBLE: I went to a restaurant and after seeing every table being occupied by couples, I took out my phone and made a very loud phone call, saying, "Yes girlfriend, your man is here with another woman, just come an... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, August 22, 2019      17 comments

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," he replied. "Oh, killed any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 females," came the answer. In... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, August 21, 2019      17 comments

A junior high school in South Louisiana was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12 -year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick, and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they wou... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, August 20, 2019      18 comments

A girl named Darling had a particularly rough childhood because of her uncommon name. She always got a lot of teasing at school. Eventually, she overcame her hang-up and married her high-school sweetheart. When their first child was born, s... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, August 19, 2019      15 comments

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Sunday Funny
Sunday, August 18, 2019      23 comments

A small church had a very attractive, big busted, organist named Susan. Her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the male part of the congregation considerably. The ve... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, August 17, 2019      19 comments

BENEFITS OF A GOOD VOCABULARY: I recently called an old Engineering buddy of mine and asked what he was working on these days. He replied that he was working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel, under a constrain... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, August 16, 2019      17 comments

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Thursday Funny
Thursday, August 15, 2019      13 comments

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed. the boat, making beer.....Always something more important to me. ... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, August 14, 2019      18 comments

SCHOOL CHILDREN ARE QUICK WITH ANSWERS: TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H ... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, August 13, 2019      16 comments

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Monday Funny
Monday, August 12, 2019      19 comments

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Sunday Funny
Sunday, August 11, 2019      17 comments

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