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Friday Funny!
Friday, September 13, 2019      17 comments

One day a farmer bought a prize example of a rooster to service all his chickens. "He's a sex machine," said the auctioneer, "He will give all your chickens a good seeing to!" So the farmer took the rooster back to his farm and the effect wa... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, September 12, 2019      20 comments

Due to a power outage, the house was very dark. The paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3 year old girl, to hold the flashlight high over her mommy, so he could deliver the baby.......little Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his feet and... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, September 11, 2019      19 comments

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Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, September 10, 2019      19 comments

A cabbie picks up a nun. The cab driver stares at her. She asks him why he's staring and he says, "I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun." She says, "I'll kiss you if you're single and catholic." The cab driver says, "I'm both!" ... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, September 09, 2019      14 comments

Three men died and ended up in heaven... They were greeted by a saint who told them, "You can stay here happily for all of eternity... as long as you don't step on a duck." The men all agreed to not step on any ducks and they went on their ... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, September 08, 2019      19 comments

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered. "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little boy said, "Verge." Confused, the teacher asked,... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, September 07, 2019      20 comments

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. I... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, September 06, 2019      18 comments

During one of her daily classes on good manners, a teacher asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Mi... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, September 05, 2019      19 comments

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what ! ! A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends..Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every ... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, September 04, 2019      17 comments

A trucker's wife sees 3 parrots for sale. $170. $150. & $10. She asks why the last parrot is so cheap. The pet store owner said, "It used to live in a whore house." The woman laughs and buys it. She gets home and the par... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, August 30, 2019      21 comments

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from a... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, August 29, 2019      23 comments

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke around 8 pm. As the man threw on ... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, August 28, 2019      20 comments

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Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, August 27, 2019      21 comments

Yesterday I went to a Christmas party. I had a few beers, followed by a few cocktails, followed by a few shots... I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit. That's when I decided to do what I have never done before, I took a c... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, August 26, 2019      21 comments

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60 year old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a real hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a... Read more

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