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Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, October 01, 2019      18 comments

A nurse asks a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown before getting examined by the doctor. “Uhh, in front of you?” he asked shyly. The nurse said, “Oh, don’t worry, I’ve seen plenty of naked bodies before.” The patient... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, September 27, 2019      23 comments

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Thursday Funny
Thursday, September 26, 2019      24 comments

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Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, September 25, 2019      22 comments

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Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, September 24, 2019      20 comments

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Monday Funny
Monday, September 23, 2019      21 comments

Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the wind... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, September 22, 2019      20 comments

A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neig... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, September 21, 2019      16 comments

After summer vacation, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their summer away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend summers with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house, but Grand... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, September 20, 2019      23 comments

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Thursday Funny
Thursday, September 19, 2019      15 comments

Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking,... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, September 18, 2019      19 comments

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?' The daughter repl... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, September 17, 2019      21 comments

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie", with their 8 year-old son in the apartment, was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on the neighborhood activities. He began his commentsary as his par... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, September 16, 2019      23 comments

A man wakes up in a hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be okay, you... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, September 15, 2019      20 comments

A father was at the beach with his children. His 4 year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to heaven,... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, September 14, 2019      17 comments

Upon getting to work one morning, seventy-five year old Marvin is reminded by his secretary that it his wife's birthday today. At lunch, Marvin goes to the local mall and tries to find a gift for her. Unfortunately, he realizes that lif... Read more

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