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Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, October 16, 2019      18 comments

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, "Great.....he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, October 15, 2019      22 comments

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Monday Funny
Monday, October 14, 2019      16 comments

Billy was sitting at the City Bar last weekend, minding his own business, when this big ole oilfield roughneck walks in, goes up to him, (the smallest guy in the place), and backhands him off the barstool. The big guy looks at Billy laying ... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, October 13, 2019      15 comments

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's m... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, October 12, 2019      13 comments

A man boards a plane with 6 kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, October 11, 2019      21 comments

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tap... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, October 10, 2019      21 comments

HOW I GOT DIVORCED Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a Happy Birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a Happy Birthday. As I entered my office, my secre... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, October 09, 2019      20 comments

A Kentucky State trooper pulled a car over on I-75 about 8 miles south of Richmond, Kentucky. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Lexington to do a show for t... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, October 08, 2019      14 comments

A man and his wife, moved back home to North Carolina, from Texas. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Texas Was $2000.00 a year! When they arrived in North Carolina, they went to an insurance Agency, to see how much it would co... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, October 07, 2019      18 comments

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only 8 minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only 10 minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. T... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, October 06, 2019      14 comments

Jane married Ted and had 13 children. Ted died of cancer. She married again and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later. Jane married again, and this time she and John had 5 more children. ... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, October 05, 2019      18 comments

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together: In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door ... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, October 04, 2019      18 comments

An elderly lady is pulled over by a cop. Cop says, " License and registration please." The lady hands him the license and registration. He says, " I'll be right back." He goes to his car then comes back. He says, "Ma'am the reason I pulled ... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, October 03, 2019      26 comments

Frank the farmer had a nagging wife. She made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day while in the field, Frank’s wife brought him his lunch. Then while he quietly ate she berated him... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, October 02, 2019      19 comments

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. ... Read more

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