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Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, November 06, 2019      21 comments

Little Billy and Lucy are only 12 years old, But they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married. Billy goes to Lucy's father to ask him for her hand. Billy bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, November 05, 2019      23 comments

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope ... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, November 04, 2019      16 comments

Bert, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, November 03, 2019      18 comments

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "M... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, November 02, 2019      18 comments

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached it's cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so w... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, October 31, 2019      20 comments

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. He staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already ... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, October 30, 2019      20 comments

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pi... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, October 29, 2019      16 comments

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, October 28, 2019      19 comments

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, October 27, 2019      14 comments

After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him 3 times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christ... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, October 26, 2019      18 comments

As a singer I sing at many funerals & I was recently asked by a funeral director to play & sing at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery out in the country. As I was ... Read more
Friday Funny!
Friday, October 25, 2019      28 comments

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'Its fart football." A few minutes later his wife le... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, October 24, 2019      19 comments

Two women were on a bus fighting bitterly over the last available seat. The conductor had already tried unsuccessfully to intervene, when the bus driver shouted to the conductor, "Let the ugly one take the seat!" Both women stood for t... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, October 22, 2019      21 comments

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT Tea is more dangerous than beer. Please avoid drinking tea. I discovered this last night, I had 14 beers till 3am at the pub while my wife was just drinking tea at home. You should have seen how violent and ... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, October 21, 2019      24 comments

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos and wearing strange clothing, entered the E.R. It was quickly determined that the patient had ac... Read more

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