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2/23/10 2:23 P

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Very Funny! Good Chuckle.

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2/23/10 12:53 P

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A good show to watch is Worlds dumbest, they have some the craziest people on that show.

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2/23/10 12:27 P

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it never gets old to read this email...i work in customer service and stupidity has no boundries on age or education.....i really want to try that mcdonalds thing to see what response i get....

Adventure isn't hanging on a rope off the side of a mountain. Adventure is an attitude that we must apply to the day to day obstacles of life--facing new challenges, seizing new opportunities, testing our resources against the unknown and our own unique potential.-----John Amatt


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2/23/10 11:16 A

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I always say; Never underestimate the power of STUPIDITY in overwhelming numbers.

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2/22/10 6:01 P

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Hahaha this was a good one!

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2/22/10 4:21 P

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Four really happened to someone I know... in her defense, she was elderly and probably had early stage dementia

I can definitely see both one and two... there's a reason they work at McDonalds (no offense intended to anyone who works at McDonalds)

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2/22/10 1:50 P

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All of these were funny (and also horrifying!), but I think #2 cracked me up the most. Wow.

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2/20/10 12:31 A

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Now you see why stupidity irritates me as does lack of common sense because they are not the same thing. I once worked with a very intelligent man (book smart) who did not have one ounce of common sense.

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Stupidity knows no bounds!

ATKINS ALL THE WAY!

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2/19/10 10:43 P

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LOL, hilarious!

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2/19/10 9:01 P

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Just what I needed. Thank you.

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2/19/10 4:21 P

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I too must be jaded to stupidity but #3 made me lol!
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I stopped being shocked by stupidity a long time ago.

ATKINS ALL THE WAY!

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2/19/10 2:44 P

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I've read that before, but it's still funny. XD

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I got this email, thought you all might get a laugh out of it too.

ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)

TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine... I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'
(keep shuddering!!)

FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked.
She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'
PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!

FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.
Brunette, by the way!!

SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer.......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'


Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid!!!!




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