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A weasel goes into a bar.
The bar tender: " I've never served a weasel before, What can I get you?"
Weasel: pop, goes the weasel....
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I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Because it two tired!
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What did the buffalo say when his son left?
Bison!
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I'm not a big fan of stairs. They're always up to something.
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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Why were the elephants asked to leave the swimming hole?
Because they wouldn't keep their trunks up!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts!
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Cluck, Cluck, Cluck !
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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
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A. To show the opossum it could be done.
Bok! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Cluck!
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